Horse's Arse
Plastic Jeezus
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I got my hand stuck in a horse's arse I was running when I tripped and fell And I lost the egg and I lost the spoon And I lost the race as well Now I'm stood here by that horse's arse Waiting impatiently For the horse to guff And release my stuff As I need the spoon to stir my tea I got my foot stuck in a horse's arse I was practicing my tai chi in the barn And I lost my sock and I lost my shoe And I lost my inner calm Now I'm stood here waiting by the horse's arse For a stupid amount of time For my sock and shoe In a horse's poo But the horse said "Now they're mine!" (Alright! Walk me to the glue factory, etc.) I got my head stuck in a horse's arse It's an incident I'm trying to forget For I lost my brand new spectacles And I lost my career as a vet Now I'm stood here by that horse's arse My day isn't going as I planned For I have to wait For my equine mate To plop my varifocals in my hand
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