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Plastic Jeezus

Plastic Jeezus is a contemporary musical artist known for their fusion of various genres, incorporating elements of rock, electronic, and indie pop into their music. They are recognized for their catchy melodies, introspective lyrics, and energetic performances. more »

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Every bike is a folding bike
You've just got to be prepared to put the effort in
And every door is a sliding door
You've just got to be prepared to put the effort in
But not every boat
Is a gravy boat
(The buoyancy of Bisto)

Every mower is a ride-on mower
You've just got to be prepared to put the effort in
And every zoo is a petting zoo
You've just got to be prepared to put the effort in
But not every Burger King
Is a drive-through
(Flame-grilled carburettor)

And it seems to me
I'm probably not welcome there again
I made a hell of a mess
And the manageress
Said I should hang my head in shame

Every fish is a flying fish
You've just got to be prepared to put the effort in
And every bag is a sleeping bag
You've just got to be prepared to put the effort in
But not every bank
Is a sperm bank
(He's fathered many children)

And it seems to me
I'm probably not welcome there again
I made a hell of a mess
And the manageress
Said I should hang my head in shame

Every glass is a shot glass
You've just got to be prepared to put the effort in
And every computer is a laptop computer
You've just got to be prepared to put the effort in
But not every gun
Is a tattoo gun
(It still looks like your mother)

And it seems to me
I'm probably not welcome there again
I made a hell of a mess
And the manageress
Said I should hang my head in shame

And not every song
Has a satisfactory ending

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