Heikki D Airways

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Welcome aboard Heikki D airways
We will be departing shortly
Flight duration is approximately 3 hours
Our pilot Heikki D will smoothly fly us through
Some rough air due to a storm warning

Don't need a Rolex, watch how my flow-flex
Upset cuz I'm up next, huffin and puffin
But I'm puff puff passing, out of gasoline
I'm kidding not lean, got allergies
I'm rolling up ganja, oh la la la
Latina mami mine got a fatty, yeah she a baddie
Dame un beso feed me nacho with queso
Pico de gallo that ass could go viral
Salsa got a lot of ass, turned on by the way you dance
Passenger puke bag, barf a little jet lagged
Hershey squirt in your pants, Ain't gonna crash land
Bermuda Triangle, fallen angel or ufo
Turbulence imagine an ambulance
Start to shit your pants, death is written
Cost of sin, ceiling masks drop oxygen
Might be your last breath, go get the medics
Fly like a savage, turned to madness
Lightning struck us better call your loved ones
Wi-Fi's down thousand feet from the ground
Purple face, we escaped the terminator
Darth Vader, Voldemort, a dark horse
This craft I won't abort or a baby that for sure
Aliens, leprechauns, a pot of gold full of bronze
Magnetic compass, malfunctioning oh shit,
Volcano erupting sitting next to your best friend
Escaping nephilim

The cabin crew will be passing out complimentary
Snacks and drinks shortly
Please remain seated in case of turbulence
This is your pilot Heikki D
There's a storm on the radar but don't worry we'll get you there safely

Cabin crew, complimentary food, coffee, water and juice
AI auto pilot cruise, mile high altitude
A whippoorwill hit the the windshield
Cracked the window now the engines smoking
Broke the propeller, aeronautic pilots stellar
Five star you can't compare, patch of some rough air
Malaria, mosquito, dung beetle, lethal
Torpedoed into your mouth
Plane dropped a larger amount
Stomach feels real ill, goosebumps eerie chills
Build pressure starts to build, deep breathe, distress
I'm the captain now better settle down
Soon we will descend, on fire engine
Distress, intense, large distance from the dirt, pray to God
Smokey fog, hope we don't fall
Snakes on the plane, adrenaline in my veins
Phobia of heights, holding on your chair
Nosedive maybe death is near
Destiny is hear, maybe voices in your ear
Repent, intense fear, plane just dropped
Death just knocked, we're in the bathroom locked
With the toilet clogged, big ole log
Hit the throttle, splash poppy puddle, ewww

This is your pilot Heikki D
The storm is getting worse
Read your safety manuals in front of you
Be aware of the of the nearest exit
We will start descending shortly
Cabin crew please prepare us to land
Thanks for flying Heikki D airways
Enjoy your stay, Please fasten your seatbelts and
Remain seated for the remaining duration of the flight

Precautionary measures, flying through bad weather
Vlog it to all your viewers, blitzkrieg aerial maneuver
Avoid the missile shooter, blizzard black box is broken
Blackened now it is smoking, I'm playing blackjack and poker
Flight attendant my lover, Olaf pendant on her
Prickle on your neck, now your picturing your death
Mysterious vortex, ain't a joe blow
Blow joint smoke, herbal unload cargo
Went from reading class, failing math
To being a acrobat on this track
We gonna land safe on the runway
Don't complain as we deplane
Heikki airways says thanks

We have just landed safely, ladies and gentleman
Please remain seated until the we are at the gate
And the vehicle is at a complete stop
Thanks for choosing Heikki D Airways
We hope to see you soon

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