CD/DVD Laser Lens Cleaner 4,000

Holt's Dad and the Key Ticklers


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You are about to use one of the most advanced
CD laser lens cleaning systems available
In just a matter of seconds
This disc will safely and thoroughly clean
The delicate laser lens of your compact disc player
During the brief twenty second cleaning cycle
Every bit of dirt and dust
Right down to the smallest particles of airborne pollutants
Will be swept away from the laser lens of your CD player
After this cleaning
Your CD player will be more precise
When reading the digital data recorded on your compact disc
Providing you with outstanding reproduction
As well as added clarity and detail
When you hear the tone
Skip ahead to track four, to begin the cleaning cycle

The laser lens cleaning process is now concluded
To maintain your CD player's highest sound quality
Your systems laser lens should be cleaned
After every ten hours of use
You may press stop, and eject
To remove this disc now
Or you can skip to track five
For a short musical system test

The following music will assist you in confirming
That you have the left, and right channels of your CD player
Connected, and balanced properly
The first twenty seconds of music
Has been recorded on the left channel only
(The following music will assist you in confirming)
(That you have the left, and right channels of your CD player)
(Connected, and balanced properly)
You should have heard the music from the left speaker only
If the music originated from the right speaker
Check all of your input and speaker wire connections
Remember to shut off and disconnect the system's power
Before disconnecting or re-connecting any cables
If necessary, repeat track five
To confirm that your system is now operating correctly
The next twenty seconds of music
Has been recorded on the right channel only
If the previous test played music through your left speaker properly
This track should play music through the right speaker
At the same volume
If the music originated from the left speaker
Or, at a lesser volume than the previous test
Check all of your input and speaker wire connections again
As well as the balance control on your system
The music on this final test has been recorded in mono
And should be played through both left and right speakers
At the same volume
If your CD player's balance control has been set properly
And your speaker are in-phase, and positioned correctly
The music should seem to come from a spot
Mid-way between both speakers
If the monaural music you just heard
Seemed to be spread apart
Similar to stereo sound
Consult your owner's manual
For the proper procedure to remedy the situation

Finally, here's music in stereo
With all the depth and richness
Of the original performance
When you are finished using this disc
Please return it to its case for safe storage
Until the next time you need it

The laser lens cleaning process is now concluded
To maintain your CD player's highest sound quality
Your systems laser lens should be cleaned
After every ten hours of use
You may press stop, and eject
To remove this disc now
Or you can skip to track five
For a short musical system test

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Written by: Travis Wheeler, Zach Walters, Zack Holt

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