AJ (The Facts)

Chaps the MC

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Here is the deal, and here are the facts
They only make the shit illegal if it helps you relax
Here is the deal, and here are the facts
They only make the shit illegal if it helps you relax
Here is the deal, and here are the facts
They only make the shit illegal if it helps you relax
Here is the deal, and here are the facts
They only make the shit illegal if it helps you relax

Here is the deal, and here are the facts
They only make the shit illegal if it helps you relax
Or if the Feds can't get their cut from out the fucking stamp tax
Yet you can buy enough No-doz to cause a dozen heart attacks
They want you wired end to end, a productive little worker
Just enough to bend your head, not enough to go berzerker
Bills and bottles pile up, in the end a real tear jerker
Life insurance pays out triple if while on the job they murk ya
What good's a broken system that's designed to steal your hope?
When you can't see the end of tunnel light without a telescope
Where they criminalize the chronic that might just help you cope
Hypocrites up on barstools say it leads to slippery slopes
As they curse and slur their words, Echo Nancy - Just say no
Instead it's go to rehab as if rehab ain't a joke
Club Med won't take your Blue Cross, good luck at "St. Last Hope"
Check in hooked on low dose pills, Check out hooked on smack and dope

Here is the deal, and here are the facts
They only make the shit illegal if it helps you relax
Here is the deal, and here are the facts
They only make the shit illegal if it helps you relax
Here is the deal, and here are the facts
Colorado made a quarter billion last year in tax
Here is the deal, and here are the facts
They only make the shit illegal if it helps you relax

And as we rock into this flow, I know you know the Oxy-co
Didn't just come from Mexico, Not Smuggled by Horatio
But from the dealer that you know; MDs Mad Dealin' Massive Dope
MC Must Criticize Med Co's; Heaping Malice On HMOs
Chaps on that opiatic flow, words paint an operatic show
Evoke an opulent tableau just like Henry David Thoreau
Back in Afghan the poppies grow, bought up by Merck, Pfizer, Glaxo
'Scripped out to every Dick and Joe, cue rainbow star - "The More You Know"
It was pushed using degrees and trusty spotless white lab coats
on behalf of big pharma, you best believe we took some notes
in the 80's during crack, 'cause that jackboot on young black throats
Proved a nation that's addicted ain't a populace that votes
So they took that deadly crack, original recipe
Refined it into Vicodin: Hydrocodone extra crispy
Then compressed into pill form that was so user friendly
They prescribed it for every single bad back, ankle, and knee

Here is the deal, and here are the facts
They only make the shit illegal if it helps you relax
Here is the deal, and here are the facts
They only make the shit illegal if it helps you relax
Here is the deal, and here are the facts
Mary Jane will cure even the worst of panic attacks
Here is the deal, and here are the facts
They only make the shit illegal if it helps you relax

Flooded the flyover states with Morphine
Then lobbied to legalize Fentanyl
OD count's higher than we've ever seen
Pharmaceutical lawyers stand sentinel
Oxy and Vicodin help dull the pains
Xanax and Valium pacify brains
Our country is hooked from the coasts to the plains
One nation under medication remains

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