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I bought the truck used from a local car lot
The previous owner had been anxious to sell it
I knew what to look for, it's not the first truck I've bought
But I sensed a back story and no one would tell it

I purchased it in spite of that, I ignored my intuition
And We bonded right away, he became my best pal
I threw my gear in his bed, and that very day we went fishing
Who could of thought that he'd be capable of something so foul

The first sign of trouble came when I took the truck home
And my wife climbed up into the passenger seat
He softened the intensity of the light in the dome
And ever so gently he raised up the heat.

And instantly, my wife had this infatuation
With the truck, which felt dirty and terribly wrong
And then I noticed that he had changed the damn radio station
To one that was playing her favorite song

I think my truck wants to f*ck my wife
Well, that's just my luck, the story of my life
When the two people for whom I most care
Behind my back have a tawdry affair

I think my truck wants to f*ck my beautiful wife
And I don't know what I'm gonna do
My truck wants to f*ck my wife
And my wife wants to f*ck my truck too

I know it sounds crazy like some paranoid delusion
But if you'd seen the things that I've seen you'd reach the same conclusion
They're not very subtle, they've been dropping lots of hints
When my wife gets in the truck, only her window tints
I caught her last night in our two car garage
She was waxing my truck naked like she was giving a massage

I took the truck back to the lot where I bought it
And I demanded they come clean about the previous owner
They said he told them he heard moaning from the driveway and caught it
Using its parking brake on his wife like a boner

I said, "my god this truck's possessed" you should have warned prospective buyers!
You need to give me back my money, I'm protected by law!
They said calm down and think it over, you love this truck and it's got new tires!
Maybe open your mind, you ever heard of menage a trois?

So, I traded it back in on some generic truck or other
But it saddened me greatly nearly brought me to tears
My wife was apoplectic, she acted like I killed her mother!
Her reaction seemed to justify the darkest of my fears

I said, "maybe we could try this, there's no downside if we fail"
Maybe other couples do this, I know there has to be some
I went back to the dealership and our boy was still for sale!
I brought him back and took him home and now we have ourselves a threesome!

Now my truck likes to f*ck my wife
Well, that's just my luck, the story of my life
He's not a human being but make no mistake
He really knows how to maneuver his parking brake!

Now my truck likes to f*ck my wife
And I'll join them after I've put down a few
My truck likes to f*ck my beautiful wife
And my wife likes to f*ck us both too

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