99 Bottles of Beer

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Duncan Black, FBA (23 May 1908 – 14 January 1991) was a Scottish economist who laid the foundations of social choice theory. In particular he was responsible for unearthing the work of many early political scientists, including Charles Lutwidge Dodgson, and was responsible for the Black electoral system, a Condorcet method whereby, in the absence of a Condorcet winner (e.g. due to a cycle), the Borda winner is chosen. more »

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99 Bottles of Beer Lyrics BY: D-Black

1st verse
I knew this player name Heineken his Boy Corona/
Old foster ran a juke joint on the corner/
Colors light and Miller lite ran together real tight/
Redstripe was jealous of them til she met bud light/
Her brother bud was weiser but had beef with Guinness stoute/
I couldn’t figure out so I went to ice house/
What’s the deal son he said man corona listen/
When Guinness left the joint buds private stock was missing/
The beef is on remember those weak cats name Schaefer/
Who use to run with Strohs when Slitz was gettin paper/
Oh you talking about those thugs who went to St. Ides high/
Shady cats who boosted cars with my man lowenbrau/
But anyway buds got colts 45/
With Killians red scope to aim between the eyes/
Man this game is risky get on the phone and call Mickey/
Old Milwaukee was the best no time for him he’s pickey/
And then it hit me my cousin Molson called/
12 o’clock Country Club it’s the players ball/

Chorus
Are y’all ready to party 99 Bottles of Beer on the wall/
Throw your hands up everybody out the keg, out the bottle, the can we drink it all/
99 Bottles of Beer on the wall 99 Bottles of Beer/
99 Bottles of Beer on the wall we pissy drunk at the players ball/

2nd verse

Redwolf was howling mad freaks up on his shoulders/
Before I came over showed love my man Cobra/
Pretty boy Becks was live up on the set/
Natural Ice lived a High life throughout the projects/
I’m a Mack what you expect Old E taught me the game/
How to get the Bush keep it real and never change/
My man Red Dog was back from overseas/
Introduced me to Ching Dow a player who was Chinese/
You should have seen them accompanied by Modelo and Zima/
Traveled the globe Smirnoff and Michelob/
Redbull and Ice Bull was two of a kind/
They both skipped the Miller draft to the army in 89/
The click was genuine strapped tight with magnums/
O’doul was always frontin talk mess but worth nothing/
Ain’t that something Michelob Light came in/
Michelob Dark those days getting smoked in the park/
I heard rumors that Hurricane had DC locked/
Him Molsen Ice, Molsen Gold, Rolling Rock/
We all conversated my wife Corona light called/
Tell Ambrose and Fat Tire about tonight’s players ball/
Chorus 

Are y’all ready to party 99 Bottles of Beer on the wall/
Throw your hands up everybody out the keg, out the bottle, the can we drink it all/
99 Bottles of Beer on the wall 99 Bottles of Beer/
99 Bottles of Beer on the wall we pissy drunk at the players ball/
3rd Verse

It was on playboy at tonight’s main event/
Dos Equis had the yacht the models was heaven sent/
Labatt Blue was Canadian cats I knew/
We connected for years players, ballers, and beers/
Thugs at heart soldier like Lowenbrau dark/
Miller was Sharp, Paulaner, Bass, and Harp/
Honey Brown was in town Kirin Ichiban, Sapporo
Polar buckler from holland/
Every commission was in mafioso my friend/
All around the world even Saint Pauleys girls/
Tecate was a gambler who shifted the spread/
Last year I made a half of mil off of moose head/
At the winter fest Southpaw Light was the best/
Slitz Light, and Busch Light was both jailed that night/
Old man Fuller brought to the table that London Pride/
London Porter ESB since 1845/
Cerveza Pacifico my cousin Coronita/
Was about to announce Mack year beer leaders/
Jealous suds tote heaters yuengling top the sales/
Runner up New Castle Brown Ale and Wicked Ale/
Amstel Light, and Hornsby’s made a killing/
Samuel Adams wasn’t satisfied with Pabst Blue Ribbon/
AND THE WINNER IS silence the crowd for a moment/
Shine the light on Heineken (WHAT) called out ................./
Chorus
Are y’all ready to party 99 Bottles of Beer on the wall/
Throw your hands up everybody out the keg, out the bottle, the can we drink it all/
99 Bottles of Beer on the wall 99 Bottles of Beer/
99 Bottles of Beer on the wall we pissy drunk at the players ball/
3rd Verse

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