Holly the Jolly (Prostitute) (feat. Michael Currigan)

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Evan M.

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Holly the Jolly
Christmas Hoe
She's gotta do a lot more than kiss under the mistletoe

Oh Holly the Jolly
She's the Christmas Hoe, don't you know
Bearing gifts for the lonely studs and bro's
Watching your Christmas list grow

She's Holy and Noggy
Got her own knit stocking
Give her gracious expense
Take her off the street walking
She's horny and knocking
Here there's no dick blocking
You're craving a bit more
She's a holiday whore!

Ooh oh
Holly the Jolly
The happiest Christmas Hoe
Ooh oh
Holly the Jolly
The prettiest Christmas Hoe
Ooh oh
Holly the Jolly
She's a gracious Christmas Hoe

But she's not the only hoe
No such life for a lonely hoe
Now to introduce to you
And tell tale of what they'll do

There's Stocking, she'll let ya stuff her
And Merry, she'll pop your cherry
Jolly Saint Nick's got a great big dick
And Mistletoe will give you head

But there's reasons why they don't quite cut it
Why they fall short, only adequate

Cause Stocking's already been stuffed
And Merry is just too hairy
Jolly Saint Nick's belly's just too thick
And Mistletoe has aids

Oh but you; Holly

She's pretty and naughty
Got her own crowd knocking
Take her gracious gifts
Give her a whole night's stuffing
She's horny and talking
Here there's no dick blocking
She's craving a bit more
She's the holiday whore!

Ooh oh
Holly the Jolly
The jovial Christmas Hoe
Ooh oh
Holly the Jolly
The loveliest Christmas Hoe
Ooh oh
Holly the Jolly
She's a caring Christmas Hoe

Oh Holly the Jolly
Big pay for a man in suit
But too young to go, so much to do
A hole in her heart has been broken through
Taken down the bad end of town
Too trustful of her customer
Her greatest traits have brought her down
Betrayed by her love

Holly; oh my Jolly
You good old fashioned hoe
Taken from us too early, the end you'll never know
But the few left to remember you
In them, you'll carry on
Their lewd and horny memories
Will remind them of your blow
Ooh oh

Holly the Jolly
Hoe hoe hoe hoe hoe
Her body'll be doing a lot more than rotting at the end of the river flow

Oh Holly the Jolly
The raunchiest Christmas Hoe
Ooh oh
Holly the Jolly
The sexiest Christmas Hoe
Ooh oh
Holly the Jolly
She's a missed and treasured hoe
Ooh oh
Holly the Jolly
The historic Christmas Hoe
Ooh oh
Holly the Jolly
The greatest Christmas Hoe
Ooh oh
Holly the Jolly
You'll be missed more than you know

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