Joni: LA's No. 1 Health Goth

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Illuminati Hotties are an American indie rock band from Los Angeles, California created and fronted by producer, mixer, and audio engineer Sarah Tudzin. more »

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You wish
You were
Like her
Like her

Joni is a punk babe
Joni is the second wave
Joni is a black jean jacket
Joni's in the first band
Joni has a cool hand
Joni knows the problem is systematic

Joni cut the tour line
Joni doesn't have time
Joni likes to dart on stage
Joni's on a juice cleanse
Joni doesn't need friends
'Cause Joni's got the whole room trained, ah

You wish
You were
Like her
Like her

I bet she never looks your way
I bet she never looks your way
I bet she never cared
I bet she never cared
I bet she never cared about you

You wish
You were
Like her
Like her

When Joni's on a first date
Joni goes to third base
And when you wake up Joni's all gone

You wish

You were
Like her

I bet she never looks your way
I bet she never looks your way
I bet she never cared
I bet she never cared
I bet she never cared about you

Joni's got a brand new mullet
Fast and cool as a silver bullet
And she's so on your couch
And she wants you to pull it

I bet she never looks your way
I bet she never looks your way
I bet she never cared
I bet she never cared
I bet she never cared about you

You wish
You were
Like her
Like her

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