#SantaIsCanceled

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You know, I spent all year making my Christmas list for Santa
And when Christmas Day came around
Do you know that not a single fucking thing I wanted
Was under my Christmas Tree?
Like... I was a really really nice bitch all year!
Well- except for that one time but we don't have to talk about that time...
Like
I'M PISSED!

He didn't give me what I wanted! (He's canceled)
He didn't give me what I wanted! (He's canceled)
Santa didn't give me what I wanted! (He's canceled)
He didn't give me what I wanted! (He's canceled)

He didn't give me what I wanted! (He's canceled)
He didn't give me what I wanted! (He's canceled)
Santa didn't give me what I wanted! (He's canceled)
He didn't give me what I wanted! (He's canceled)

Ugh!
Like can I just take a moment to rage?
I guess we weren't on the same page
Could you not afford it with your wage?
Tell me what's up?

I told 'em, I want a Bugatti
I want a Maserati
I want a trip to Nagasaki
So I could go there and show off the bought body

I want a piece of his salami
To smoke with an alien, beam me up scotty
I don't care how fit his he is he can be straw nigga or just a little bit shoddy

But santa you ruined that
I buttered you up as you shot your cumshot on my back
That's fucked up, make another trip and make it stat
Did you already forget that I got that gat?

He didn't give me what I wanted! (He's canceled)
He didn't give me what I wanted! (He's canceled)
Santa didn't give me what I wanted! (He's canceled)
He didn't give me what I wanted! (He's canceled)

He didn't give me what I wanted! (He's canceled)
He didn't give me what I wanted! (He's canceled)
Santa didn't give me what I wanted! (He's canceled)
He didn't give me what I wanted! (He's canceled)

Ugh!
This is fuckin' crazy
Maybe he was lazy
Maybe he did not have time?
But that's not fine!

I told 'em, I want a Lamborghini
Be in paris, sip martini's
To hook up with an Italian
So he can stuff my panini

I want a monster cock
Nothing that is weenie
I want to cure his sweet tooth
'Cause you know this pussy is creamy

I am a high-maintenance bitch I am pricey pricey
Yes I want his white cum on my white teeth white teeth
Santa give me what I want nigga I asked nicely nicely
Puttin' ammo in the trigger in case Santa acts real shiesty

He didn't give me what I wanted! (He's canceled)
He didn't give me what I wanted! (He's canceled)
Santa didn't give me what I wanted! (He's canceled)
He didn't give me what I wanted! (He's canceled)

He didn't give me what I wanted! (He's canceled)
He didn't give me what I wanted! (He's canceled)
Santa didn't give me what I wanted! (He's, he's canceled)
He didn't give me what I wanted! (He's canceled)

He's canceled, he's canceled!
He's canceled, he's canceled!
He's canceled

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