Lizard Wizard
Cyanide and Silicone
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I am the Lizard Wizard dancing in my J's Socked up to the knee caps, dancing for days And they scraped up bloody And they fucked up, buddy I don't need your opinion I just need my dubby That a double four for the tripled ass hoes And I don't make sense but the rhyme still flows On a break beat eating cheap meat And I'm sick to my stomach I'm about to vomit On my new carpet Should've got hard wood, mop it up real good Mr. Clean is a bitch and he sucks on my big wood With the wax on, wax off, suckle on my lizard I keep it in a cage, let it out in a big big rage I got fat balls, and I'm all up in the fifth base And I beat your mom, yeah I really fucking beat her Cause she sucked on my nuts An fucking twisted on my peter Bitch I got a lizard in my pocket Left of my pants pocket and I put it in her socket And I met her daddy just the other day And he looked just like Davy Crocket If the boy Davy Crocket was gay And when Dale's around bitch you better watch what you be saying Cause I know for a fact that he could end your fucking day You know it's fucking facts when I say I'm the Lizard King If Dale's the Lizard Wizard then here comes an early spring I gotta go, I gotta plan a camping trip I'm taking all my fucking geckos and my Lizard, bitch I'm Brian and I'm coming with the killing switch Ant eaters crawling all around me claiming innocence Blast them with my tongue, Brian do it at your businesses Classroom? That's kiddy shit Catch me in the mother fucking bathroom Slapping up her titties with my Christmas list I wasn't even dissing bitch I was trying to drive my ass out to your house with a Lizard dick
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