Custodian
Cyanide and Silicone
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Yeah it's well wicked Bitch I clean houses, put the steamer on the blouses I'm putting in work, nobody ever should've doubt us I got the shit spots off the couches And now I'm working backwards Broom in my hand while I'm slouching Couple blocks down and I'm wiping up some vomit Underneath a table, found a condom, put it in my pocket Organized a toy room, got the cold sweats Cause I saw a Minecraft plush set and I needed that shit So I jet off, that's how I get off Brian put it on his Tik Tok from a wrist watch Too many toilets in this building so I'm pissed off I hate that I have to clean it This old f*ck calls Dale Butthead and then he likes to call me Beavis The secretary had a very nice tight cleavage Mopping up the lobby tryna hide a hard penis So f*ck it, sit up on the automatic floor scrubber 4th gear, man this thing is really fucking hard to steer I really mean it So see it to believe it I can't believe I've walked with a crucified mop like I'm Jesus I can't wait till my shift ends, I'm the meanest When it comes to my laptop, cleaning simulator When it comes to my fat cock, gotta clean it later Clean my toe jam to this Wreckx-n-Effect slow jam I was born with a birth defect, so God Damn You know Custodians can keep the mop wet You know Custodians can keep the mop wet You know Custodians can keep the mop wet Keep the mop wet, keep the mop wet You know Custodians can keep the mop wet You know Custodians can keep the mop wet You know Custodians can keep the mop wet Keep the mop wet, keep the mop wet What do you use this for? What? I have a wiping problem I stick those little pieces of paper up in my brown eye and bam! No shit stains in my undies Oh damn, it's a dusty mother fucker I dust so hard my lungs about to suffer And I don't get paid very much for this shit Dale's slick and I'm bout to hit a devious lick Taking all the cookies and all the bananas Books, CD's and it's Hannah Montana And some Fanta, I drink it real quick, left the sink full of dishes And I broke the broom stick with a stomp And I hop on my bike, onto the next house of a big blue haired dyke She's a herbivore so I water her plants And I shit in the garden all over my pants I went inside and I tried to flush them They fucked the pipes up and now they busted I'm no plumber so I had to leave I took the plunger and I pissed on the seat I got a few more joints that I'm hired to clean I don't want to get fired but I'm tired and mean I'm a little bit drunk off some old malt liquor That I ganked from the cabinet of an old gold digger Fucking dumb bitch, she's an old fucking bitch She paid in butterscotch and a gummer on my dick She had a bird and it was locked in a cage It beaked at my nuts, yo I've never been the same You know Custodians can keep the mop wet You know Custodians can keep the mop wet You know Custodians can keep the mop wet Keep the mop wet, keep the mop wet Yes, yes, yes, yes Yes bitch, you see me with a cap to fill Tryna to clean the teeth at the dentist that be yellow like a daffodil I usually don't rap unless I'm rapping real shit So you knowing for a fact that I've been mopping on the castle hill What you saying? I got headphones in Window got the sparkle cause I shine with my spit Uniform don't fit from my spine to my dick So I whine and I wince as I wipe up some shit Spread my cheeks so they can see the fucking stink nuggets! Pull up your fucking pants, sir! Now!
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