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I'm doing well rapping
Like a speak and spell
I get into Bowser's castle
It's like welcome to hell
You wanna swat the pad
Just ring the bell
Interrupted
I leave the bong hit stale
Always grateful
To be making a sale
I'm stacking hella chips
No faking bail
Get on the mic
So I can tell my tell
Lord set me up for greatness
How can I fail

Cap another Capulet
Mangle and Montague
Side scrolling got me trolling
My view is too askew
Got drunk and talked shit
So I'm feeling kind of rude
My buddy break my jaw
Now he help me chew my food
These baddies get offended
Jew boys are talking sued
Chug my coffee
Drop a pooh
I'm just a dude
Prinny get to winning
Piglets rolling through
Realize there's no winning
Bought a ring to change my mood

When I Smash Bros,  I rarely taunt
Just connect the thought
Like all nonchalant
Vampire with a whip
Call my Simon Belmont
Realize my needs are only wants
In love with a poet
Lyrical savant
Nice old English tats
I really dig the font
Buy me some flowers
Take me to a rest rot
Not really picky
Maybe a Micky D croissant

Luck sack link
He always got the potion
All Bowser really need is lotion
If like is clockwork orange
I'm so shin
Grind a handrail with shoes
I'm soaping
If you don't appreash life
Get cha dome cracked open
You wanna cope and elope
Then stop moping
I can see you online
I'm scope-in
If you're still listening
You're roped in
Life is weighting and hoping

At the game like my name was Ender
Cletenstien he can't remember
I been gone since last December
Chopping trees and I'm all like timber
Just a small time crew member
Whisper in
Could have been a contender
Mr. Nice Guy from loaner to lender
Tip hard cuz I'm a big time spender
Futurama, know my favorite is Bender
I'm activated
Turned On
A brain message sender
Don't offend
She might let me bend her
Still doing well man
No fakes no pretenders

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