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NIPS, THE ZOMBIE

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I got kicked out of Walmart for barfing in the parking lot
Scarfing down pussy while a harlot gargles tartar sauce
Can't commit suicide until I got my suit n tie
So I'll wait patiently gang bangin' in my Gucci slides
I talk a lot of shit
Enough to flood a Starbucks
They don't sell alcohol that's why this fuckin bar sucks
Blah blah blah
Tell a friend I capped the ponys dome
Smokin pizza eyes droopy cause nobodies home

Throw some pizza rolls in the blunt
Spark it up, pass it round get lit as f*ck
Throw some pizza rolls in the blunt
Spark it up, pass it round get lit as f*ck

Pizza gang boutta hit a lick
Pistol whip a bitch in the lip
With my portal gun like I'm Pickle Rick
Robbed a bank with my Uber driver
Swimmin' in the moolah like a scuba diver
Full of bullshit
It's not the fuckin' rodeo
I'll kill Jesus with the pieces of Exodia
Use the blood for a bottle of wine
Pour his ashes to snort follow the line
Called a bitch over
Told her bring some Swishers
She asked if I could fist her
Then I stabbed her with a pair of scissors
Blisters on my fingers sent a couple pictures to her sister
Oh here's my Snickers
I'm not me when I'm hungry

F*ck I still forgot to water the cactus
Cause I fapped in a napkin n took a nap on the mattress
Grabbed a hand full of matches
Set my album on fire cause it's too swag for the masses

Throw some pizza rolls in the blunt
Spark it up, pass it round get lit as f*ck
Throw some pizza rolls in the blunt
Spark it up, pass it round get lit as f*ck

Alright so what actually happened was
Me, Ethan, and Johnny were walking to Walmart getting fucked up in the parking lot
I threw some fucking gummy worms in a strawberry Rita
I drank it, then I tried to eat the gummy worms and that shit was nasty as f*ck
So I almost started to throw up in the trash can
And the bitch at the front was like "You can't do that here"
And I was like "Bitch, this shit is nasty"
Then I went back the next day with Johnny
The same lady was there and she was like "Aren't you the one who was throwing up in the parking lot"
And I was like "Nah bitch"

I'm fuckin sick of life
Ima go get a knife
So if you talk shit I'll tell your kids your dick got slit with a kitchen knife
Forgot my Hot Pocket in the living room
Vomit in the hot tub took a piss in the swimming pool
Smoke Pizza got me feeling breezy
Got my guardian angel inhaling angel dust
Smokin pizza got me Chucky cheesn
You can't hang with the pizza gang if you only ate the crust

Pizza gang
Pizza gang
Pizza gang
Pizza gang
Pizza gang
Pizza gang
Pizza gang
Pizza gang

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