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Get your motherfuckin' phones out
This song is dedicated
To the Oklahoma Instagram models
I don't know where I would be without you
Truthfully
I don't know who I would be without you
But there's a piece of you
In every song that I write
And in my darkest days and my darkest hours
You're the light
And I believe it was you who said
I have loved the stars too fondly
To be fearful of the night
And it was you who posted a black square During B-L-M
Even though you're white
And I know for a fact
That behind your back some people are like
Ughh she's the worst
But not me
It doesn't bother me that everything you post somebody thought of first
Let's go
Every time that I log on
You're the first one that I see
In my stories and at the top of my insta feed
And even though it's six a.m
You've already hit the gym
Yeah hashtag rise and grind carpe diem
Now I have to wait
While you change out of your yoga pants
Into your office outfit
And ya post a little duck-face selfie
And tell me how much you love
The people that you work with
I don't know
What I would do without you
Without you
'Cus you're an Oklahoma Instagram model
And you've influenced me
It's time make that trip to Hefner Lake
And find the perfect bar in midtown
And a hipster spot for brunch
I want to thank you for the side boob
And the pictures of your lunch
With your rose'
I don't know what you do for work
But you get off at three
Just in time for happy hour boomerangs
Happy hour boomerangs
Happy hour boomerangs
The drinks are on me
Here comes the bathroom selfie
Zoomed in on your rack
And then you go
And take a filtered picture of the sunset
I wanna thank you for that
She's my weatherman, politician
A food critic not to mention esthetician
She's the certified poster of motivation
She let's ya know when she takes vacations when she makes donations
And I don't know
What I would do
Oh without you
Without you
'Cus your an Oklahoma Instagram model
And you've convinced me
I've gotta spend more time at my parents pool
And do the art walk in Paseo
Become an average Thunder fan
I want to thank you for the boob job
Your thoughts on abortion
And your spray tan
My little Instagram model
Oklahoma Instagram model
She posts a video to her story
She tags her friends they post her story
Then she posts their story to her story
It's a never ending story
It's the exact same story but I
I can't stop lookin'
I'm clickin' through it
I'm probably the first fuckin' creep to view it
But I don't mind
'Cus in the mornin' she'll post it one more time
And she'll say
Hashtag, about last night
(O-K-L-A-H-O-M-A)
I'm in love Oklahoma Instagram model
I'm sittin' at home
You in tha club poppin' bottles of champagne
Come on and make it rain tonight
Come on and make it rain tonight
I do the unintentional zoom in
Double tap heart like
Look over at the wife
She's watchin' Dateline murder mystery
And it's still a mystery
Why you don't follow me back
Seriously would you just follow me back
If you like pictures of kids
On the first day of school
And baby back ribs
That fuckin' fall off the rack
I don't know what I would do
Without you

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