Lan, Pt. 1
Hkmagic
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My weens gone small I'm wondering why I Got outta bed at all The morning wood hurts my wiener And I can't pee at all even if I could it'll be yellow but your picture on my phone It reminds me that it's not so bad it's not so bad Dear Magic I texted but you still ain't calling I left my cell, my wiener pic and my asshole at the bottom I sent two DMS back in autumn You musta just ignored em There probably was a problem with my internet or something Sometimes my wifi craps out when I send em But anyways f*ck it what's up Wit Jay man how's his daughter My side tings pregnant so I might be the father But if I had a daughter guess what I would name her I would name her Autumn I read about your grandpas penis too I'm sorry I had a friend shit himself over some bitch who didn't want him You totally hear this everyday but I'm your biggest fan I even got the underground shit that you did with Jay I got a room full of pictures I took of you man I like the shit you did with MJizzo man that shit was dank Anyways I hope you answer man hit me back just to fack Yours truly, your biggest fan this is Lan My weens gone small I'm wondering why I Got outta bed at all The morning wood hurts my wiener And I can't pee at all even if I could it'll be yellow but your picture on my phone It reminds me that it's not so bad it's not so bad Dear Magic you still ain't called or mailed I hope you have a chance I ain't mad I just think it's fucked up you ain't seen my nads If you didn't wanna see my wiener you didn't have to But you coulda at least said nice cock dude That's my little wiener man he's only 3 inches long I waited in my room for three months and you just said no That's pretty shitty man you're like my fucking idol I wanna be just like you man my wieners just as big too I ain't that mad though I just don't like being ran through Remember when we met in Cambridge you said if I texted you would text back See I'm just like you in a way I never saw my wiener hard either It used to just shrivel up after I beat it I can relate to what your spittin in the booth So when I have a shitty JO I drift away into the songs Cuz I don't really got shit else so that shnumf helps when I'm depressed I even got a tattoo with your name across my ass Sometimes I f*ck myself just to see how dope it feels It's like adrenaline when I'm doing it inside a Macy's See everything you say is dank and I f*ck wit you cuz you tell it My girlfriends pressed cuz I talk about you at 7/11 But she don't see you like I see you H-man no one does She don't know what it was like for people with micro weenies like us growing up You gotta snap me man I'll be the biggest fan you'll ever lose Sincerely yours Lan ps we should cuck eachother too My weens gone small I'm wondering why I Got outta bed at all The morning wood hurts my wiener And I can't pee at all even if I could It'll be yellow but your picture on my phone It reminds me that it's not so bad it's not so bad Dear Mr. I'm-too-good-to-call-or-show-my-ass This'll be the last nude I ever send your ass It's been 3 months and still no nudes I don't deserve it I know you got my last two nudes my internet was working perfect So this is my voice to text I'm sending you hope you hear it I'm in a car right now fucking on a dude cuz I'm gay Hey Magic I drank too much root beer dare me to drive? You know that song by Rocky fucking pro-pro-problems About that guy who had a fuckin problem with fucking? Then he saw everyone f*ck but him That's kinda how this is you coulda rescued me from fucking But now it's too late I'm on a thousand cialis pills I'm horny And all I wanted was a lousy text or a call I hope you know I took all of your pictures of my phone I loved you magic we coulda sucked each other think about it You've ruined it now I hope you can't sleep and you dream about me And when you dream I hope you can't sleep and you long to bed me I hope your wiener eats at you and you can't cream without me See Magic shut up dick I'm tryna talk Hey magic that's my f*ck buddy screaming in the trunk But I didn't f*ck his butt I just tied him up see we like bondage Cause if he suffocates he'll almost die and enjoy the shit more Well gotta go I'm almost at yo bitches house Oh shit I forgot how am I supposed to kick this fag out My weens gone small I'm wondering why I Got outta bed at all The morning wood hurts my wiener And I can't pee at all even if I could It'll be yellow but your picture on my phone It reminds me that it's not so bad it's not so bad
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