Emmitt Owens, Cokehead Dude

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There must have been an accident 
Last week I went on an acid trip 
Woke up this morning in my pink panther panties
Holding an axe again 

The hatchets on the mattress 
Like an 80s slasher film 
I'm the body snatcher 
Grinning at opposing antonyms 

Oh lord please
I'm in need of a hand 
Just crossed Pickwick
Headed back to Riverbend 
When I got back I was spittin synonyms
Like mixin syrup and cinnamon 
Then I think I stopped and paused and thought
For just a minute man...

The door I locked it 
The Glock I cocked it 
I heard a noise 
Jumped back and shot Teddy Ruxpin 
Choked him out 
Coldcocked him and fukk'd up his noggin...

You know...

I've seen to many crispy critters come to life
Indubitably delicious
Crunchy jitters
Wit fukk'n bloody milk inside...

Yo, there is no Wuzzles world 
But it's the Popples girl 
Big hairy guys 
Dominating
With
Sharpened knives and spikes 

Yo' I've been held up in the clouds
Hunting care bears and dicking rainbow bright  
Cuz I'm used to packing big things in little holes
Like close-fitting, middle of two trees tight 
Slow paced 
Like no place 
For a big truck to drive
But I was able to park the semi
Right between her thighs...

Homie! Turn on the light and became ill luminescent 
You're full of rage and getting jealous  
I'm already red with envy 
And the glow worms burrowing holes through my watermelons?

It's in the air!
White rain 
Like Dove!
Say its herbal essence 

Blame my adolescents 
When I was just a kid
I found myself thinking of she-Ra's tits
And wondering what
Tiffany Amber Thiesens ass size is...

Bitch, suck on my noun and speak the noun that it tastes like 
If Sheela had a dolla she'd plant tulips while smoke'n on the glass pipe...

I proceed to break the rap rules 
Harnessing poetry too 
Drawn in cartoons 
I don't need an in tune
Cadence
To hit it off with
Other rap dudes 
Just you...

I can do it by myself
And I see you tryna cadence rap too...

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