I'm a Mason Now

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Jonathan Coulton

Jonathan Coulton (born December 1, 1970) is an American singer-songwriter, known for his songs about geek culture and his use of the Internet to draw fans. Among his most popular songs are "Code Monkey", "Re: Your Brains", "Still Alive" (from Portal) and "Want You Gone" (from Portal 2). more »

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2003

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You used to laugh at me when I drove a Shriner's car 
You said it'd never fly that I'd never get this far 
I always knew that I would make it someday 
Now you'd be safer staying out of my way 

'Cause guess what I'm a Mason now 
And you better take care if you want to stay 
On the good side of the guy who's 
Got the secret handshake down 

You think you're pretty bad with your pretty trophy wife 
You drive a pretty car through your polo trophy life 
I got a robe and a pretty nice ring 
You bet that brotherhood's a wonderful thing 

Guess what I'm a Mason now 
And you better take care if you want to stay 
On the good side of the guy who's 
Got the secret handshake down 

Should we talk about the governments that I control? 
Should we talk about the hands of fate, the dice they roll? 
The secret things you'll never see? 
The secret man you'll never be? 
The secret rooms that have no windows? 

Too late to make amends cause the wheel's in motion now 
So get up off your knees, try to carry on somehow 
You can't escape it so you better not try 
Now there's some friends of mine who'd like to say hi 

Guess what I'm a Mason now 
And you better take care if you want to stay 
On the good side of the guy who's 
Got the secret handshake down

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