Half Past Wednesday (Live)

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Brett Maline

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It's half past Wednesday
F*ck the first part of the week
It's half past Wednesday
Let's grab a beer, some shitty wine, and fucking drink
It was the middle of the afternoon on a Wednesday
I was driving on my work break to go get my contacts
They were supposed to be in a week ago
When all of a sudden a policeman pulled me over
And he walked over to my window and I was scared as shit cause my contacts weren't updated
He said, "Son, do you have any idea how fast you were going?"
And I said, "Sir, I don't fuckin' know."
But I was very respectful about it
And he said, "Son, I'm gonna let you go."
"Officer, why in the f*ck would you let me go?"
Again, respectful
And he said, "Son…"
It's half past Wednesday
F*ck the first part of the week
It's half past Wednesday
Let's grab a beer, some shitty wine, and fucking drink
Well you can imagine my surprise when the officer said this to me
And I said, "Okay man, what time do you get off?"
And he told me to meet him there at 9AM
So I picked his ass up there at 9AM and we went and go got smashed at the local bar
And the bartender she wouldn't charge us anything
And I said, "Man, you're fucking crazy."
She said, "No man"
"It's half past Wednesday
F*ck the first part of the week
It's half past Wednesday
Let's grab a beer, some shitty wine, and fucking drink!"
Well me and the copper we closed the bar down
And we beat the shit out of anybody that tried to get in our way
And I said, "Man, you're not gonna wake up tomorrow and try to arrest me for beatin' the shit out of all these people"
And he said, "Nah man, you're cool."
And I said, "Man, I wish I woulda known about half past Wednesdays before now."
And he said, "Sometimes you just gotta live your life and look under your pillow for a pot o' gold."
And I said, "Wouldn't I known if it was there?"
And he said, "Nah man, it's a metaphor."
And I said, "I'm sorry I've never heard of that before."
And he said, "Nah man, you're cool."
It's half past Wednesday
F*ck the first part of the week
It's half past Wednesday
Let's grab a beer, some shitty wine, and fucking drink
Mikey Khalil!
Here we go!
It's half past Wednesday
F*ck the first part of the week
It's half past Wednesday
Let's grab a beer, some shitty wine, and fucking drink
It's half past Wednesday
F*ck the first part of the week
It's half past Wednesday
Let's grab a beer, some shitty wine, and fucking drink
It's half past Wednesday, yeah
It's half past Wednesday, yeah

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