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Picture this: it's 2006 and I'm going into middle school
Full of fear, not aware that I'm queer, with a limited social pool
Then one day in science class the teacher put on a DVD
Soon as I saw your bow-tied ass, I knew you were the one for me

Now I, I don't know why
I got a crush on the Science Guy
I, I, I don't know why
But I got the hots for Bill Nye
I got the hots for Bill Nye
I got the hots for Bill Nye
I got the hots for Bill Nye
Bill Nye
Bill Nye
Bill Nye

Here's the scene: it's 2019 and I'm feeling like a satellite
Suddenly, who else do I see as a guest on Last Week Tonight
You set the globe on fire in exasperation
You're all that I desire, you're my infatuation
I saw your Netflix limited series, saw you Dancing with the Stars
Your chiseled jaw and astronomical theories got me wetter than ancient Mars
William, I know you've been hurt in the past, but Consider the Following:
Your top and my bottom make an atomic mass
Plus I'm partial to swallowing
I
I don't know why
I got a crush on the Science Guy
I, I, I don't know why
But I got the hots for Bill Nye
I got the hots for Bill Nye
I got the hots for Bill Nye
I got the hots for Bill Nye
I got the hots for Bill Nye
I don't know why
I got a crush on the Science Guy
I, I, hypothesize
That I've got the hots for Bill Nye
Bill! Bill! Bill! Bill!
Bill! Bill! Bill! Bill!
Bill! Bill! Bill! Bill!
Bill! Bill! Bill! Bill!
Bill! Bill! Bill! Bill!
Bill! Bill! Bill! Bill!
Bill! Bill! Bill! Bill!
Bill! Bill! Bill!
Bill Nye

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