(Escape From) Delaware in 2077

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There was a time when 15-year-olds dreamed of Delaware in 2077
Hoping it could still have a place if all places were present
But we all flunked Honors US History once the truth turned irrelevant
So the "first state" became nothing more than a rounded-down estimate

I remember it
When we bukkake'd reality
Well soon enough I'll be free
Like the founding fathers never wanted to be
Once I take out a mortgage on a home in the ocean
And I turn off the TV

I guess when
Marx predicted the inevitable proletariat uprising
He didn't notice that the price of VR headsets was declining
So now the cornfield's all battered, but she's happily pining
For a perfect farm designed with Facebook's surface data mining

I'm not whining
But maybe I should be
Well soon enough I'll be free
And no one will hear me speak
There's no applause for my solo from a grave in the ocean
Did I forget my trumpet's mouthpiece?
I guess I did

And I hope (I hope, I hope, I hope, I hope)
That some kid's radio is haunted and broken
And some haphazard ghost lets our frequencies match
So I can tell him that he'll always be fucking weird and sad

And once he cries out "Eureka!" and smashes the radio
I won't mind if he tells whoever has the nuclear codes
'Cause well it's kind of embarrassing being the only one who dies
In just the wrong place at just the wrong time

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