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T-Bone

T-Bone (born in San Francisco, California) is a conscious/inspirational Christian rapper. His father is Nicaraguan and his mother is Salvadoran. His name came from being called 'Bones' as a youngster because he was very skinny. The 'T' was "added to give the name a little slang edge. more »

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I'm sittin on the couch, I think I'm going crazy
No runnin upstairs, I'm getting too lazy
I don't know what you're sayin, I couldn't give a shit
I'm floating on a cloud so I'll see you in a bit
Wait a second, T's gonna have his say
Been walking round long time, thinking all day
What's that beat? It's almost too delicious
I'm bouncing one eyebrow cos it's making me suspicious
The occasion is auspicious, my friends are fictitious
Treat my rhymes like vitamins, nasty yet nutritious
That's enough about my diet
My friends want me to go out but I think I'd rather pie it
Maybe you should try it, it feels proper liberating
Like ordering a foot long while you're fuckin masturbating
Trust me, that's just the wrong thing to do
Why would I order one when I know I can eat two
Ha. Nah. I'm still talking about food
Coat my knees in mayo while I'm sitting in the nude
I cover up my nipples while it's drippin down my shin
I'm not a fucking loser but I don't know how to win
I'm sittin on the couch, I think I'm going crazy
No runnin upstairs, I'm getting too lazy
I don't know what you're sayin, I couldn't give a shit
I'm floating on a cloud so I'll see you in a bit
I'm sittin on the couch, the future doesn't phase me
I'm doing this for free, but hope that someone pays me
My leg is always bouncin, it's jigglin my tit
I'm floating on a cloud so I'll see you in a bit
Yo it's sunny outside and I'm pullin down the blind
Spend the day dreamin bout nights I left behind
I think I'm going mad, deffo goin wacko
Given up smokin so I'm chewin on tobacco
Yes! My lungs are feelin clear
Not been drunk for ages but still I got the fear
I need a new telly but Aldi doesn't sell em
Leavin with a tent when I went for watermelon
Ha. That middle aisle is fuckin mad
Made me buy that fishin rod I never would've had
Oh! Goin to the bank, I need another loan
A chubby little manc and they call me T-Bone
So! Don't want no trouble, I don't want no fuss
It's a hot day and I'm trumpin on the bus
It came out proper quiet, I know it's gonna stink
Passengers are staring and I don't wanna blink
I'm sittin on the couch, I think I'm going crazy
No runnin upstairs, I'm getting too lazy
I don't know what you're sayin, I couldn't give a shit
I'm floating on a cloud so I'll see you in a bit
I'm sittin on the couch, the future doesn't phase me
I'm doing this for free, but hope that someone pays me
My leg is always bouncin, it's jigglin my tit
I'm floating on a cloud so I'll see you in a bit
I'm gettin a bit dizzy, yo T needs a rest
Takin off my undies while I'm puttin on my vest
My balls are bouncin on the floor
Made my eyes water when I trapped em in the door
Time to look forward, stop livin in the past
Slow the f*ck down, I better do it fast
I wear a happy mask, a little uncomfortably
Men in white coats, think they're gonna come for me
In a padded cell, bouncin off the wall
Walkin on my hands but I think I'm gonna fall
I'm only messin, I don't know what I mean
I talk my own language like a Salford Mr Bean
I'm sittin on the couch, I think I'm going crazy
No runnin upstairs, I'm getting too lazy
I don't know what you're sayin, I couldn't give a shit
I'm floating on a cloud so I'll see you in a bit
I'm sittin on the couch, the future doesn't phase me
I'm doing this for free, but hope that someone pays me
My leg is always bouncin, it's jigglin my tit
I'm floating on a cloud so I'll see you in a bit

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