Mr. Rhythm's Good Advice
Jared Morris and the Nice Price
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An ocean made of plastic It's fantastic Elastic Body lotion Drastic Coca Cola Classic What's the commotion? Whip it out, a devotion To a souvenir Sphinx It's not what you think That's how it goes The Colossus of Rhodes Why are the pyramids Made of Emma stone? So alone Tossed around by primitives Traction unlimited Insignificant Don't pretend In a decade we'll be them What fun Making bricks out of mud In the back yard fly a grass hut to Mars I used to be nice I used to shoot dice I used to watch Spice Between blurry lines "Don't let your dick run your life" That's Mr. Rhythm's good advice I'll never win a Moon Man You know the end is too soon, man Eating jelly with a spoon, man And here I change my tune, man Knee deep in brackish water From the first time I saw her I could tell she was our delighter The cops finally caught her Tryin' to steal a flying saucer I tried to fix her headphone jack But I couldn't find the solder I used to be inside her A Large Hadron Collider Diet pop or cherry cider Bright and getting brighter You just want to f*ck her But I'm a super conductor She said "I suck But I'm no sucker" Life in Vineland Garbage islands As big as Texas, it doesn't vex us, solar plexus Don't correct us Artificial fishes granting wishes Eat a Rubber Ring, it's so delicious Dirty dishes Sid vicious, the fictitious Member of the Sex Pistols Dr. Jones, can i get a witness Blister pack, Jack Rabbit, Magic Jack Giving all the mermaids a thrill Water pistols, shoot to kill Easter toys made in China Winding up on Easter Island Oh Poseidon What's my sign man? You look good in that polyester Tits like Carol Hester's Spanish boots of imitation leather A West Marine ocean tether Under the weather A real treasure Let's keep it together But I never met her It'd be her pleasure Red sky at night Sailor's delight Make it lewd We both eat seafood Not a lot Marianas Trench, full of pop tops, crop tops, Straws and cyclops Psi-ops Sneaky strong corporate cops It's glorious Shiva is furious You're ignoring us Who is victorious? Could it be that there's more of us Soda jerkers, bottom lurkers, phony burkas Our legacy sexting the police In an emergency Toss your phone into the sea Turn on its GPS That's how we'll reconnect Self contained under water breathing apparatus Strapped to a cactus And hung on the lattice What's your marital status? Meet me at lake Tell me what's at stake? This is our life electric Lost in the wake Living with you was a piece of cake Protect i or wreck it. Intersect it or reject it No belief in magic Everyone is bored The only one that's real here is Traci Lords The last time I saw you You said your were done with all the voodoo Praise be the Ancients of Mu Mu With your guru, planning what to do But for me, I'm with Vishnu I'm with the avatars of Krishna Hare Rama but I still miss you In all the trauma That we've been through The bottle's empty It doesn't tempt me I'm your ghost But who sent me I can't repay what you lent me Resent me I've got plenty Tia Dalma And the late Brian DePalma Spoke at my alma mater We got lost in the Bahamas I voted for Barack Obama And I'm sick of all the drama No quarter For what I didn't order Hoarders cross the boarders Make way for the reporters Looking for supporters That was when I could ignore her New jersey Don't worry I can't see It's getting blurry This motel smells like curry Time to go now We better hurry Manic Preachers in the bleachers No one's teachers Double features and new sneakers I used the wrong wire and I blew out the speakers Pleasure seekers and secret leakers of New Wave Hookers Pressure cookers Crooked onlookers Cookin' the Bookers You had your own but then you took hers Could it be what shook her? Poor old Jimbo Dead and gone Buried with his boots still on Found him in a French church lawn Mojo risin' with the dawn Why save it, we can throw it away Its okay I heard you say You're gonna be next Sasha Grey Or Dorian Gray In DeLorean grey Tattle O'Day We had a band and we wanted to play No pay. One Way Lay Lady Lay Time For Noisy USA Hitachi, you know every make Hibachi, you came to eat steak You said that its gonna be great Put on the breaks It's not 1998 I am awake Car hops in skates Know my name for goodness sakes I do what it takes Easy as cakes I can spot all these fakes Save your grief, I'm a common thief Save me a seat on the Great Barrier Reef Don't eat meat, it's okay if you cheat You're past your prime but is that a crime? If there's time I can stop on a dime That's about all I can afford All this other noise can be ignored Don't act like you don't know the score Artificial platelets Everybody fakes it Everyone is bored The only one that's real here Is Traci Lords
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