The Hearse Song

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Don't you ever laugh as a hearse goes by
For you may be the next to die
They zip you up in a plastic sheet
From your head down to your feet
They put you in a big black box
And they cover you up with dirt and rocks
And all goes well for about a week
And then your coffin begins to leak
The worms crawl in, the worms crawl out
The worms play slip and slide down your snout!
They eat your eyes and they eat your nose
They eat the wedges between your toes!
A big green worm with scary eyes
Chews into your stomach and eats your insides!
The flesh on your body turns brownish green
And puss squrits out like molded cheese!
You spread it on a slice of bread
And that's what you'll eat when you're fuckin dead!
And the worms crawl out and the worms crawl in
The ones that crawl in are all lean and thin
The ones that crawl out are fat and stout
Your eyeballs roll back and your hair falls out!
Your brain will become a maggot feast
And larvas crawl in just to get a treat!
They crawl all over your smelly ass corpse
Your chest caves in to make matters worse!
They invite their families and homies too
As they form an orgy while chewing on you!
And this is what it is to fuckin die
I hope you had said your last goodbye!
Did you ever think as a hearse goes by
That you may be the next to die!
Your eyes rot out and your teeth decay
And that is the end of a perfect... day

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