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Shockocracy

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Been wanting to say this for a really long time
What is it
This world is my Shockocracy
You don't say
I'm the master spellcaster on Earth
A witch? Naw
Sorry
Really
I was properly trained and everything
Oh my God I never knew
Above all, do no harm
Well yeah, I mean
It's the Hippocratic Oath
Sure, but whatever you say, Reverend
It's not hard, people
Just be who you're supposed to be
Be kind to your neighbor
And don't be a jerk
Don't be a jerk
Tranquility Base here, the Eagle has landed
Don't be a jerk
Oh oh, oh, oh oh, oh
Oh oh, oh, oh oh, oh
Don't be a jerk
Oh oh, oh, oh oh, oh
Don't be a jerk
Oh oh, oh, oh oh, oh
Don't be a jerk
Oh oh, oh, oh oh, oh
Oh oh, oh, oh oh, oh
There's gonna be some tragically stupid person
Who thinks I like having to make justice music
Here come my angels man
You knew there were going to be angels in this right
5-4-3-2-1-0
All engine running
Liftoff! We have a lift-off
Discovery's four computers now have primary control of critical vehicle functioning
Discovery, go at throttle-up
Liftoff, ignition 41B, the first flight of the orbiter Discovery
And the shuttle has cleared the tower
Happy to be in orbit
Discovery, Houston, press to A-T-O
Discovery, Houston, press to A-T-O
Discovery, Houston, press to A-T-O
Ah shit
I promised you Angels
Aw, man, I forgot
Oh well, F it
A Fury gives you Angels
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For some reason, right here, I wanna tell you a little story
It's about a guy by the name of Wilhelm Rube Lee
Works for Kewper-Liveinsin Law Firm
Guy's in the business of representing big companies against private citizens
Represents the people who abuse the public
It's an interesting parameter and apparently
Legal to do in the United States of America
Sued my parents who were both incapacitated, nice guy
Listen
I'm just gonna tell the truth about you
It's a public record
And you represent a organization that abused my parents
Son-Lyte Kare
Son-Lyte Kare
Son-Lyte Kare
You're aware
You don't care
Hire law firms
To fight when you are wrong
When you are wrong
When you are wrong
When you are wrong
And now you have a song
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Listen
I'm unamused by that astonished, stupid look you get on your human faces
You know, the one where you're outraged all the time
I don't care if you're Republican or Democrat
If you're rich, if you're poor
You have to take some responsibility for your life
They taught me to suffer no fools in heaven
And I suffer no fools
I empower them
I turn them into witches and wizards
And you've been expelled
Been wanting to say this for a really long time
This world is my Shockocracy
And you've been expelled
I'm the master spellcaster on Earth
Sorry
I was properly trained and everything
And you've been expelled
Above all, do no harm
And you've been expelled
It's the Hippocratic Oath
And you've been expelled
It's not hard, people
And you've been expelled
Just be who you're supposed to be
And you've been expelled
Be kind to your neighbor
And don't be a jerk
And you've been expelled
Don't be a jerk
And you've been expelled
Don't be a jerk
Don't be a jerk
I mean, do I have to explain it
Don't be a jerk
Don't be a jerk
Don't be a jerk
So we think you're discriminating against them
Because they're old and vulnerable
You terrorize them, knock on the door of that house
Scare them
We call you Nazi
We call you Nazi
We call yo
Here come my Angels, man
You knew there were going to be Angels in this, right
Or this is just satire to share with your asshole friends on the golf course
Master, you're a psychologist
You shouldn't use your Powers like this
I was a Witch first
I feel like I need to repeat myself
It's just satire, you dumb idiots
My God, even lawyers can be stupid
It amazes the Reverend
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