dating me is like a Cambridge term (acoustic)
Louise Harris
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All boys, they try to date me They don't know that I'm crazy I'm getting DMs daily Get a life 'Cause although I like rejecting ugly mugs I get too many cocky thugs Who say I'm meant to be their wife (Okay) So go home, take off your nikes 'Cause Dating me is like a Cambridge term By the fifth week you are completely burnt out Emotionally destroyed and suicidal It's like a job at an accountancy firm You think it's stable, steady income But when something goes wrong Guess who is liable And if you think I'm full of shit Take one last look at your dick 'Cause I'm an undiagnosed bitch Dating me is like My previous ex, we had good sex But then I finished him off (Oi oi) I'd make him vexed, till he'd lose sense Wasn't me who chopped it off (Wasn't me) I'd make him cry, then say goodbye Like a cashier in Greggs I'm so sorry sir, I know you're hurt But there are no sausages left So can't you see boys you are blessed? 'Cause Dating me is like a Cambridge term By the fifth week you are completely burnt out Emotionally destroyed and suicidal It's like a job at an accountancy firm You think it's stable, steady income But when something goes wrong Guess who is liable And if you think I'm full of shit Get in line, I'll dice your dick 'Cause I'm a fucking mental bitch Dating me is like But I wish I knew the reason I hate them so Guess it's just another game, call it bingo 'Cause they keep calling out their numbers No one cares And you don't get to win me Sit down in your chairs 'Cause Dating men is like an Oxford term All spunk, no sperm You think they learn But all they do is leave you longing for a Vaccine (Get it, Oxford, haha) Dating men is like acute heartburn You wish you never swallowed It's like Covid fucking 19 Stay in quarantine (I mean it, stay safe) I guess the reason that I'm mad Is all the boys I've ever had Are just really fucking bad Dating men is like Losing the battle of Stalingrad Dating men is like Losing your cherry as an undergrad Dating men is like Spotify with the ads Dating men is Like (Still better than dating me though) (To all the TikTok supporters who made this happen I love you so much Thank you, goodnight)
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