My Literal Nightmare
Kevin Froleiks
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There's a guy named Gary who I can't stand He's got a big dumb face that really bugs me man Every time he talks I wanna give him a smack I love to text my friends and make fun of him behind his back But one day I made a terrible blunder When I accidentally texted Gary's number It's my literal fucking nightmare I would rather cut my own wrists using my own teeth This is my literal fucking nightmare There's no coming back from something like this, there's no way to get no relief Maybe I can skip town Maybe I can change my name Or fake my own death And start all over again I just wanna vanish into thin air So that I escape this literal fucking nightmare I was out at a party on a Saturday night Met a friend of a friend had some drinks yeah it was alright I was having fun I was having a good time I really felt like I was bonding with this guy But when we said goodbye I made a crucial mistake Went in for a hug but he went for a handshake It's my literal fucking nightmare I'd rather hang myself using my own small intestines This is my literal fucking nightmare It makes me want to rip off every inch of my own skin I thought we were close I thought we'd made a strong connection Thought I'd made a new friend But now I never want it mentioned Now I gotta salt the earth beyond all repair So that I can escape this literal fucking nightmare Now you may think that I'm overreacting That no one would remember those things anyway Well think back to a time where you did something stupid I promise you someone thought about it today Monday morning I went into work Got on the elevator with my boss, Kirk Kirk asked me how my weekend was I told him not bad and asked him how his weekend was I felt confident so I made a joke But it was met with icy silence now I wish I never spoke It's my literal fucking nightmare I'd rather saw off my arms with a saw made out of my own legs This is my literal fucking nightmare I rather douse my face in gasoline and set fire to my head I guess I'd better just quit Before he can fire me And clean out my desk And hope someone will hire me But first I'll bury my head in the mouth of a bear So that I can escape this literal fucking nightmare Maybe I can skip town Maybe I can change my name Or fake my own death And start all over again I just wanna vanish into thin air So that I escape this literal fucking nightmare
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