Quarantine Your Cloth While your Parents go to Bed

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One day a lad went into his school
He sat down in class and the day went by fine
Except for all his brainwashed friends
Wearing masks to protect themselves
From something they wouldn't notice having if they ever got it

Lunchtime was awful
He couldn't eat quick enough
He wasn't given enough time
& He was constantly told to put his mask on
He had been confused for months
Since school closed in April the year before
& Now some new bubonic plague is killing nobody he's ever seen

Last week in history class
He was taught about the bubonic plague
Then his teacher had the audacity to tell him
Coronavirus was the same
When they're being that stupid
Even an eight-year-old can see through the bullshit
It's not working anymore
Stop ruining our careers

He's being fed bullshit
But he doesn't know how tell when he is
He was told that COVID-19 was even more deadly than the bubonic plague

"When the lad got home all he could remember was that fateful lesson
"Asking his parents made them realise how corrupt education had become
"Their brains scrambled to remember when they were in primary school
"They used to prioritise scientific fact over religious bullshit"

Surprisingly they're not still in uni
There's a stereotype somewhere
But they have friends there and they're wasting nine grand a year
Uni students aren't being given the education they're in debt for
'Cause their tutors are so retarded
They think they'll go to bed when they're told

Weeks ago some people were using their legs
Apparently that's a reason for the cops to break down the door
All they were doing was talking to each other so they didn't go mad
Now the door is on the floor and they're being told to go to bed

The cops assumed they had children in primary school
'Cause apparently everyone has a baby when they're fifteen
Back to the lad we talked about before
He has to send in a Christmas sweater
But the school decided to quarantine it
WHEN IT'S A PIECE OF FUCKING CLOTH!!!!

Quarantine your cloth, it won't do you any good
We want you to believe that if you don't then you die
Quarantine your cloth while your parents go to bed
How are you living when none of you have a job?

"Cloth can't carry a virus, can it?
"Ughh, do you seriously think anyone's gonna believe that?
"God dammit, wait u- w-w-wait until they shut down the fucking schools again.
"Argh, those lazy bastards are still getting paid, aren't they?!"

How on earth did education come to this?
Telling people blatant lies too stupid to believe
Don't ask me why, my school didn't even let me drink
Or eat for that matter, nothing's fucking changed
Quarantining a sweater does not protect you
I can't believe I actually have to tell you that now
If you're doing that to one sweater, why not the whole uniform?
Don't you think you should focus on doing your fucking job?

Quarantine your cloth, it won't do you any good
We want you to believe that if you don't then you die
Quarantine your cloth while your parents go to bed
How are you living when none of you have a job?

Bold of you to assume we have kids when we're fifteen
I've only ever known one person who's made that mistake
Unsurprisingly her spouse immediately deserted her (It weren't me)
All of you people hiding sweaters aren't much fucking better

Adding tiers to lockdown is not gonna solve anything
Don't you fucking dare try to top this; you'll just die
One more peep out of you
And your life will be ended slowly
Don't order us around, you fucking CONTROL FREAKS!!
MANIACS!!! BASTARDS!!!!!
We won't quarantine our cloth
Stop wasting our time
Tell us where you are
We promise you'll die
Quarantine your ass
Vibrations don't control us
Lemme just repeat that in case you somehow missed it

We won't quarantine our cloth
Stop wasting our time
Tell us where you are
We promise you'll die
Quarantine your ass
Vibrations don't control us
Trying to get rid of us will massively backfire

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