Baptism Freestyle

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F*ck it I'mma kick a freestyle
Pockets full of old people got me feelin' senile
If she don't want the D I call that shit denial
I'm African G but I've never even seen the Nile
That's a double entendre
I might f*ck around and go f*ck your Aunt Sandra
Only Trump that I'd f*ck is Teanna
Como se llama
What Llama
What nah
When I was 16 I got Baptized
Swear to God that's not a lie
Whole crowd was singing to me
Ace of Base I saw the sign
Haven't killed myself yet
So I guess that means I'm doing fine
If I murder myself does my soul do hard time
Bout to go get Five Guys
Or Shake Shack I want cheese fries
Wait a minute KFC
Actually nah Popeyes
Well what about Wendy's
Uh I don't think so
Last time I got 4 for 4
She tried to charge me eight oh nine
That's it we gotta decide
F*ck it we're goin' to Popeyes
Shout out to RiFF RAFF
Three piece with a cajun fry
Okay okay now that I got food in me
Let's get back to that weird day I got Baptized
So like I said when I was 16 I got Baptized
Shit was weird
Honestly I think I had a beard
A weird beard beard's weird
Yeah shout out to MGK and Eminem rap battle
Yeah that was fuckin' dope
Anyway listen
They had me Baptize some kid named Kevin
And I told him
I said Kevin you're going to heaven
I don't know why but they I'm not the Lord okay
I can't do this kind of thing
Why why do you want me to do it
Listen so I put my finger in the water
And I did a checkmark on his head
And everybody in the crowd
Was like what what the f*ck was that
Why isn't the priest doing it
And I was like I don't know he asked me to do it
What do you want me to do
So I like I said
I did the checkmark on his head
And said Kevin you're going to heaven
You're good bro
And then everybody in the crowd
Was like dude this is fucked up
And I was like alright peace
But to backtrack a little bit
Like before I did that I got Baptized myself
It was very strange okay
I was wearing a weird dress shirt and weird pants
You know when you're 16 and it's fuckin' weird
But yeah no the priest dunked my head in the water
And then he did the thing
And he's like alright you're good
And then that's when he had me do it to Kevin
And I'm like why am I doing it
And he looked at me
And he just did like a Shia LaBeouf thing
And he was like just do it
And I was like okay and so then I did it
And you know now that it's all said and done like I just hope Kevin's okay
Weird beard beard's weird

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