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Ronoc 'N' Roll

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I treat unprotected sex like Kerplunk!
I'm about that pull-out game
Like my thirteenth birthday party
I'm the only one who came

Since seventeen I've been pulling off the acorn waist
The cream-filled center, the torso toothpaste
I've kept my meat under wraps like a deli case
But the last time I did that I was twenty and a half

I haven't worn a rubber in a good year
I haven't worn a rubber in a good year

My bedside table's like a wooden horse
Unexpectedly filled with Trojans
Dusty and wrapped in plastic
I've had no need to expose 'em

I've had the greatest of track records with the ladies
I'm the Jesse Owens of not having babies
A skilled, trustworthy buster who's all about safety
The nights are bereft of grief when my sword's without a sheath

I haven't worn a rubber in a good year
I haven't worn a rubber in a good year

I hate wearing sleeves on a warm Summer's eve
Maybe I'm a freak I don't think it'd pique my interests
"No love without the glove" that's what Mama used to say
I hate to break it to her that the gloves I use are fingerless

I haven't worn a rubber in a good year
I haven't worn a rubber in a good year
I haven't worn a rubber in a good year
No I haven't worn a rubber in a good year

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