Epic Rap Battles of Hostery
Emily May
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MC Dankien, you think I ain't got what it takes Bitch try again, I'm in the game let's raise the stakes I'm set up for the win, that layup shot, that finger roll You sitting on the bench, and I'm qualified to take the pole I'll breeze past on my skateboard, I'm tricky with it like Tony Hawk You leave all your fans bored, cause all they ever hear is squawk I cop this rayon, and you dress like a purple gnome I'm bout to get my cray on, stick that on your crayola dome Where were you twelve years ago in high school during gym class I ran the ball a whole fucking mile while you and Z took a hall pass I carry big weights, you play around with monkey bars Your face has thick paint, but I don't cover up my scars I'm taking shots you can hold the booze, just pass the bowl and that vapor too Them Christians claiming some holy juice, but I'll be adoptin' that higher view CrypDID Nation inspired you? Bitch I was the first one who said it I helped you rebuild yourself, now you're nothing but stolen credit, whoops What kind of guy who claims that he's all edgy Wears a tropical shirt and eats round spaghetti, oh If you want stolen credit just go take a look in the mirror boy, ha You ain't original you're just a wannabe emo I can't make it clearer boy Ain't dropping into a half pipe, nah you just be hitting the hash pipe My flow's fully grown it's not half ripe, while you rip off the spit I was rocking in '09 My trip o lets hit and they put all the lesbians into a trance, hah You looking like a sharpie pen bled on your hair and skinny pants, oof Got this wheelchair spinning just like a Mercedes Benz Even still I'm running far too fast for you to comprehend I got you a present my Dame, voila, so please allow me to explain, blah blah It's all of the disses you shot at me spun right round and now I'm taking aim, pop pah Tell me did you expect anything less than perfection when challenging Emily May, nah I am the hostess so sweet and so creamy that I even put Little Debbie to shame Tiny Peter like Pan, and your jokes never land, I'm the captain of hooks what a plot twist Cause this time the victory goes to the R-rated princess that Disney would certainly blacklist Z to the Y to the N to the Ayoooo I can't stand listening to all this shit it's like you're both on snooze It's time the G.O.A.T. stepped in to shush the pothead gecko and the goose With lyrical punchlines so hard they'll knock you nuts loose If you keep bitching I'm fixing to disassociate you Damien, my homeboy, epitome of homebody, haha Who plays with his favorite toys, smoking weed and catching bodies Can't complain your opponent squawks if you still sound bad with autotune, huh I'll gladly call you Tony Hawk, cause his career is over too Hey Emily, may I ask some questions, why the hell are you so obsessive What kind of SJW can't slay her own depression Why are you the host when I be switching up the system for you Let me show you what a real one can do, ah I'm the slim shady of DID, call me Em nineteen-oh-three But this ain't JROTC, so don't sleep or you'll catch Z's Todays opponents ran the lights but they gridlocked like I-85 So I just broke 'em down inside a traffic jam of my own design, get rekt
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