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DVK (Russian: ДВК, Диалоговый вычислительный комплекс, Dialogue Computing Complex) is a Soviet PDP-11-compatible personal computer. more »

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Mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm-hmm
It's your boy DVK, rapping over a hip hop beat, yes, this is happening
Because some of you people try to scam us out of our hard-earned money
Mkisema, sijui, M-PESA iko locked
Like, how dumb do you think we are?
Black Hole
Kulikuwa siku fulani, niko home nachapa kazi
Notification kwa simu, najiuliza, "Huyo nani?"
Napata SMS iko na story funny funny
Nikasoma nikajua msee anachonga viazi
"I sent you money kwa ubaya, nimepiga blunder
M-PESA yako imefungwa, chukua hii number"
Naanza kujishuku, next thing, nimesimama
Looking in the mirror, nione kaa naona fala
Nilisema, "F it, lemme have some fun with this con"
I call the number, "Hello, I'm an agent from Safaricom
Niko hapa to assist, tafadhali usinishuku"
Mjue hiyo time, naanza kusikia kuku
Msee ananivako toka shamba ya babake
Ng'ombe inawika akiniuliza, "Form niaje?"
He asked me for my number, nikasema, "07123456789"
Ngamia imenirada, ame-catch kaa Matasi
Sura imefura, utadhani ni mandazi
Alipatikana akajikata kaa makasi
Na sijali akilia, wacha atokwe makamasi
Msee ametukana mamangu, ati ni poko
If it was others, msee angemeza viboko
Moral ya story, it never pays to do crime
Please like, share and subscribe, I will see you next time
Listen
Like, it really isn't too much to ask to be good
Be respectful, be a decent human being
You don't have to resort to these hair-brained schemes
To try and scam people out of their hard-earned money
Unani-show M-PESA iko locked na umenitumia SMS na number ya Telkom, 020
Like, how- how dumb
How dumb do you think we are?
Do you understand? And if you fall for a scam like this
Then you fully deserve to get scammed, one hundred percent
Ah, if you feel attacked I'm sorry
You know I'm just- I'm just having a good time, I'm feeling good
I'm enjoying myself
Hope you guys have enjoyed yourselves as well, hope you've had a great day
And I'll see you on the next one, peace, yah
Shoutout Black Hole Records
D-D-D-D-DVK
Heheh, ahh

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