I Shot the Colonel

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Dunce: The Band

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I heard a loud bang
comin' from the other room
I heard a loud bang
comin' from the living room
So I went down the stairs
saw a little man standing there
Dressed in all white
boy, he gave me quite a scare
And I said, "Jake?" (Yeah?)
"Is that the colonel?" (Yeah!)
So I grabbed my official Red Ryder carbine action 200-shot range air rifle with a compass in the stock and this thing that tells time and I shot him
I shot the Colonel
In the fireplace, I shot him dead
The Colonel
I five-dollar filled him up with lead
I don't know why
I didn't see
He was just putting chicken in my Duncemas tree
I shot the colonel
And that, kids, is why we don't celebrate Duncemas anymore

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