Stocking Envy (alternate version)

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Queen Elizabitch III

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It's tea time
Let’s cut straight to the chase, you’ve been cheating on me
With this bitch in these big sexy stockings
But every night after work I eat Cheetos with a bag
Every morning you wake up to a wrinkly old hag
You didn’t think I’d notice, how stupid could I be
Not stupid, but jealous, I got stocking envy
Her calves look so fine
I got stocking envy
Ask her if she bought them online
I got stocking envy
Let’s get right to the point, you’re married
You’ve been spending all this coin to dress me
In these itchy itchy stockings, Gary
Cause every night after work you send me a text message
It usually says something like “hey where are you headed”
Can’t believe the truth took this long to see
Not stupid, just hurting
(I got stocking envy)
My calves look do look kinda good in these
(I got stocking envy)
Amazon 15.99
(No way! oh I got stocking envy)
Merry fucking Christmas to me to me
Merry fucking Christmas to me to me
Merry fucking Christmas to me to me
Merry fucking Christmas to me to me
But every night going to sleep you’re not laying with me
I don’t know what I did that karma seems to fucking hate me
I’d give it all up for some normalcy
F*ck Christmas, I hate it
I got stocking envy
Why would you lie to her
Can't you see I am hurt?
You lied to me
Merry fucking Christmas to me to me
Merry fucking Christmas to me to me
Merry fucking Christmas to me to me
Merry fucking Christmas to me

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