Christmas Farts
Nathan Webb
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Christmas farts - parsnips, cabbage With a hint of stuffing they really are savage You feel the hot air, as it's shooting out your bum (Bum) Christmas farts they can leave a room numb (Numb) Smells like fresh food all up in the air Yes Christmas farts get everywhere Christmas farts They really are disgusting Christmas farts They're really, really bad Christmas farts I'll tell you bloody something Christmas farts They'll make your family sad Every single Christmas eating too much food We should know by now it can lead to no good Turkey, sandwiches, Pringles and pop Cheese and crackers, all the chutneys on top Eating loads of cookies like they're going out of fashion Eating After Eights, yes please I'll have the last one Chocolate, sprouts and alcohol too Ending in disaster when you're coming through the living room Christmas farts They really are divine Christmas farts Though some would say tragic Christmas farts They're smelly all the time Christmas farts It's a kind of Black Magic Look, we've all smelt egg ones they're worse than those Curry farts can be bad when they're creeping up your nose Baked beans ones too but they're good for your heart But when you've eaten all the veg it's a different kind of fart Perhaps you've had a chilli? Mmm they're bad But there's only one fart that can make your family sad It's a Christmas fart They're really damn nasty Christmas farts They really, really wrong Christmas farts They smell like Cornish Pasty Christmas farts Ewww, was that you Great Uncle John? Urrrrrrrgggghhh, God no! Someone crack a window pl-ease Christmas farts They leave a green fog Christmas farts All the family in one room Christmas farts Don't light that scented candle Christmas farts You'll make us all go... boom One more time Christmas farts When it's time to give the gifts out Christmas farts I'm passed a tiny box Christmas farts Must be the same as last year Christmas farts Ah, I know, I know, it's the gift of socks Am I right? Ah, wait, I know that smell It's a Christmas fart in a box Ah for... who done tha'? Seriously though Doesn't even say who it's from
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