Food Shopping at the Dollar Store

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Food shopping at the dollar store
Food shopping at the dollar store
You paid $1.08
For each thing you ate
They'll never charge you a penny more
Food shopping at the dollar store
Food shopping at the dollar store
They got refried beans
And miscreant teens
Guaranteed not to be a bore
Food shopping at that dollar store
I don't mean the kind you'll find downstate
That "ninety nine" is a hook and bait
Left of the decimal's the true price
When it's a zero, oo that's nice
Food shopping at the dollar store
Food shopping at that dollar store
They got canned up meats and tasty treats
Inactive yeast and fancy feast
Chef Boy R Don’t And Dunkin Himes
Slanted rhymes and copyright crimes
If you're looking for a little fun
They got a two-in-one
Paperclip gun
But just when you thought it was so cheap
Your eyes bulge out when you see the receipt
When you say to yourself, forty two times
"It's only a buck! Just ten slim dimes!"
Then tack on New York State sales tax
It comes to $45.60, them's the facts
That's almost fifty bucks if you round up
And do you really need that novelty cup
Food shopping at the dollar store
Food shopping at the dollar store
They got aisles of surprises
Can't believe your irises
They even put in a sliding door
Food shopping at the dollar store
Food shopping at the dollar store
You paid $1.08
For each thing you ate
They'll never charge you a penny more

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