Help! A Couch Is Eating Me!

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Well my gut
Is Jell-O
And my hands
Are like glass
And my thighs
Grow in size
To the click
Of the clock
And the couch
Has a dent
From the weight
Of my ass
And the weight
Of my heart
And the weight
Of my coooooo
Help! It's obscene
But I just can't seem to move
I've lost my motivation
Help! My routine
Now I'm trapped upon the sofa
A couch is eating me
Oh dear me
Someone grab an arm and pull me out of all this
Loss
Misery
Though it's such a sorry state
A couch is eating meeeeee
Yeah
On day 10
It grew teeth
And they dug
In my legs
And my back
It would rest
On a soft
Bed of mold
But for all
My concern
I am stuck
I can't move
I've got piss
In my pants
And my feet
Feel so cold
Help! It's obscene
But I just can't seem to move
I've lost my motivation
Help! My routine
Now I'm trapped upon the sofa
A couch is eating me
Oh dear me
Someone grab an arm and
Pull me from my friggin' seat
Misery
Though it's such a sorry state
A couch is eating me

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