Always Be Prepared

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Well now you've found yourself in quite a mess
This isn't how you hoped things would progress
You thought that you were playing checkers but this is now a game of chess
And I don't like your chances of success
Yet you're asking me for guidance nonetheless

I can't even understand you, why can't you just think these plans through?
You can't wing it if you don't know how to fly
It doesn't look so easy when you're plunging from the sky
Now you call on me to help you after every exit fell through
How did you not see this coming in advance?
You did no preparation and you left it all to chance
Now I bet you're lost and feeling scared
Maybe this will teach you: always be prepared

You're treating this like its a silly game
You really ought to hang your head in shame
You thought that you could make a bullseye but didn't even think to aim
You really only have yourself to blame
Yet you're asking me for guidance all the same

So if you're gonna do this do it right
'Cause youre not even putting up a fight
I guess you've never really been that bright
But maybe this will make you see the light
Just take it from a strategizing pro
That this is more important than you know
So if you think my plans are just for show
Then boy you've got a real long way to go

I don't even know what I should say right here
If you don't have a plan you're gonna pay, my dear
It's the same idea to convey like we're gonna hit a wrong note if we play by ear
So stop the clock and explore more
Find out if they're locking the door or something big is blocking the corridor
'Cause you can't just walk into Mordor

Don't get antsy, gotta be alert for the things that you can't see
If it gets chancy better have a Plan B and a Plan C and a Plan D all the way to Plan Z
So hold up, don't pull the trigger yet, you've gotta think about the bigger threat
The ones who don't use rigor, sweat, and vigor get caught and stomped right out like a cigarette

And I just can't sympathize
If you're making snap decisions
'Cause you have to improvise
Like attempting to capture pigeons
From a flock that you stalk in the park like a hawk in the dark
People talk and remark
And they say that you're looking for lightning 
But you'll never find more than a shock and spark  

Whatever man, you don't think you need a clever plan
To endeavor for the buried treasure out in the desert sand
Go ahead, pull the lever, man
Hope you get a severed hand like the weathered captain from Neverland
That'll teach you to fake it till you make it
Thinking that you'll soon prevail
If you don't give yourself some room to bail
The whole entire thing is doomed to fail

Your plan is hideous, it emits something so insidious I pity it
You're pretty pits deep in the shitty bits
I'm wearing kiddie mitts, babysitting a committee of oblivious idiots
I will never slack, stab me in the back, put me on the rack, throw me off my track, try to make me crack
Any setback I just get back with a jetpack and a Sweatvac and a Wet Nap (Heck yeah!)

Try being practical and grounded before you do something unfounded
The alarms will start blaring so damn loud I'll be tearing my hair
So I swear, don't you dare not prepare

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