Space Karen Asks to Speak to the Manager Beyond Deimos 266

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Marty Byrne

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When I wanted to go to the planet Mars
Everybody told me, "You won't get very far!" 
But look at me now, I've overcome all the odds
I'm a planet skipping, astronaut, one helluva broad

My husband got sick, while I was away
My daughter was crying and I nearly said
"I'm coming home to look after you all!"  
But they told me to hold on

And that sneaky Russian man
Made his sneaky, commie plans
While the sneaky Chinese woman 
She always had it coming

But I pushed on through 
Because of bravery against the odds

America and FREEDOM and family values 
And the good ole stars and stripes or something ... 

Next the Indian guy
Always seemed on my side
Loyal but complicated
What was he trying to hide?

Not that we're reducing entire nations to incredibly offensive stereotypes

Isn't that right, quirky bumbling African guy? 

Now my quest is complete 
I used my brains not my feet
Impressive, not least because of all the drama around me!

Most surprisingly, NASA don't seem to test for people with deep rooted trauma  
You'd think that psychological profiling would be one of their basic criteria
Before allowing people to go on dangerous 
And very expensive space missions to other planets!

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