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Welcome to my stand up 
Now let's talk about these jokes
Rap to the trap got the map got the class got the swag 
Time to start the show
Mad I am back with a blast attack big bang 
I'm reppin' flat earth gang
Trees in my pocket trees wrapped in paper 
Nature's 'round me every day
Hate it is evil negative don't equal 
Love when you don't love the people
Desire the fire devour the coward the power it's ours 
Just love yourself
Before anybody else
We're living in a place called hell
Go to jail for someone else
Your info is up for sale
Sell you to gain wealth
Gold

This here is my stand up and society brings me the jokes 
It's funny how we can't see shit that's literally right in our faces 
I'm a tell you how simple we as humans are 
Let's go

We fight for paper we f*ck for paper
We kill for paper let's trade for paper
You can't live here without a paper
They brag to you about having paper
Then they get murdered for that paper 
And then you wonder why they got killed
Papers not a shield there is someone in this world that'll peel
Yo cap to get your scrill
We can't travel without a paper this shit is real
Now we can't even enter a building without a mask
That's our fucking pass what type of shit is that 
What type of shit is that
What type of shit is
Guess I need my mask cause this is surgery
I'm going deep into ya spine call this a murder beat
No more walk in gotta drive thru to view my artistry
You don't have to call the c
O p s now get them off I cannot breathe

How can we be so complicated we are human 
Not fucking adults we are not kids
And we are not boys and girls you don't know what I'm saying huh
Let me talk to you real quick

How can we be so complicated when we're simple
Fuckin' my mental I'm not talking bout Indo
But men and women know
We all go through the same shit that's why we have our own funk
We all fucking smell
You like it or you don't
People go wild yes they go crazy
L O V E got them on M A D
I C K catch up to my speed
My mind is odd you see thank god for being o d d
You probably heard that wrong
Because you need to be mature to listen this song
It's time to sing along
Comedy is best when it's personal
And you are a joke talk about it laugh let em know
If you don't embrace you that is self murder
You heard of 1 800 suicide disorder 
No I didn't say disorder I didn't mean to trick ya mind
I'm not an adult I am a human
Move that thought into your mind unpack it's bags
Give it cash let it last ask it if it wants some food feed its ass
Why we fantasize about the rear that shit fucking grinds my gears
This shits funny man I'm in tears okay yeah I'm out of here

Man I swear you guys annoy me like seriously
You can't see what's right in your faces literally
Everybody's talking about oh this person's the enemy
It's all your fault oh this person did me wrong
Awh I'm trapped by this by that
No you're trapped by you
You are trapping yourself okay
Learn to take responsibility
Thank you

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