Pirate Cowboys (With Lasers)

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I walked to the store
To the blockbuster store
To pick out a movie
A really good movie
I found the right one
The one to go watch
So me and my friends 
Don't have to hopscotch
We went to the counter
(The counter, the counter)
To pick up a season 
(Of Chowder, Of chowder)
When all of a sudden 
I heard a great noise
A gunshot, a cannon
Some lasers (Wait what?)

Pirates? Cowboys? Pirate-Cowboys?
Lasers? Lasers? More lasers?
Trapped in a blockbuster
Pirate-Cowboys, With lasers

The pirates swung in
On lassos of string
With their big swords
And guns to sling
As soon as I heard
The pirates come forth
I had to get out
But the exit lay north
The pirates all turned
And charged my way
As I threw down some shelves
Of VHS Tapes
One of the tapes
Hit one in the Head
He sat down and cried 
Because of Coneheads
I tried to escape 
But was trapped by two
Of cowboys or pirates
I didn't knew
I knocked out one's Jaw
And one lassoed my leg
I fell to the floor
He dragged me away
I found a way out
And stood back up
I used a cutout 
To beat that dude up
Finally free
I ran to the door
But to my surprise
There was one more

Pirate? Cowboys? Pirate-Cowboys?
Lasers? Lasers? More lasers?
Trapped in a blockbuster
Pirate-Cowboys, With lasers

I just wanted to rent a movie
Why did my day turn out like this?
I just wanted to rent a movie
Why did my day turn out like this?

Pirate? Cowboys? Pirate-Cowboys?
Lasers? Lasers? More lasers?
Trapped in a blockbuster
Pirate-Cowboys, With lasers

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