The Xmas Turd

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Potty Mouth

Potty Mouth is a musical artist known for their energetic and punk-infused sound. They gained popularity through their catchy hooks and raw, heartfelt lyrics. With a reputation for delivering high-energy live performances, Potty Mouth has built a dedicated fan base within the indie music scene. more »

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All year long I've been a very bad kid
Couldn't care or do what the other children did
Got in fights and called my teacher very bad things
Skipped a class or two before the lunch bell would ring
Beat my little brother up and tied him to the chair
Showed off to my bully friends his skid mark underwear
Talked back to my mother she smacked me across the head
Got belted by mean old father 'til my butt turned red

But Christmas time's upon us and Santa will be here
I promise to be oh so good, all throughout next year
Bring me cars, bring me games, bring me robot toys
Please don't bring me any clothes and I'll be a real good boy

Christmas day's upon us and what do I see
Loads of Christmas gifts under the family Xmas tree
My brother he got twenty, but me i just get one
And when i opened up my gift I saw what Santa's done
Turd, a turd, I got a turd, a turd

All bets are off, I'll paint this town red
Starting with my little brother with noogies to his head
Leave my bike on sidewalks, take mommy's petty cash
Take frequent sips and slugs off daddy's liquor stash

Throw crayons at my teacher, knock birdies off their perch
Steal comic books from candy stores and fart real loud in church
Santa is a fat old man and every dirty word
All the kids get Xmas gifts but all I got was turd
All next year I'll be a very bad kid

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