Hey, Pepsi

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Number two
This time
For Pepsi
Look at this little rat
Following Pads
The poo's wrong with your hands
You can't even stand
Still 
So you're a cat?
How do land?
Why's your tail so small
And why are your nails as long as a wall
And why you so white
Like that shop in Montreal
And instead of a meow
You do this sound
That's more of an 'ow!'
'Sup with that?

So you want a home
We can give you a home
Just don't pee on the floor
And I don't even know about you
But just know 
That you don't need to cry anymore
And you sleep all the time like on that first night
And you don't starve anymore
And Pepsi's your name and you can't ignore
That Lita's your boss

I'm just tryna eat
But Pepsi's back again
To take my meat
But I will ask again
Can you get away Pepsi, I know it's tempting but as you can see, I'm tryna eat my meat
Doo doo doo
And when you wake up you look like you have Strabismus
But when we found you my birthday turned to Christmas
And we saw you and you looked so lost
So, lemme introduce you
There's pops
Fat and bald but hes nice
There's Maman
Gentle and kind
Loic
A rat
Me
Not really fat
And then there's your boss
Her name is Lits
She has some laws
So listen to this
She doesn't like you eating her food
She doesn't like her litter covered in your poo
She doesn't like it when you ruin her mood
But give it some time, she'll get used to you

So you want a home
We can give you a home
Just don't pee on the floor
And I don't even know about you
But just know 
That you don't need to cry anymore
And you sleep all the time like on that first night
And you don't starve anymore
And Pepsi's your name and you can't ignore
That Lita's your boss

You look like a little rat
Now let's talk about the fact
That you don't know how to relax
When Lita sits on Loic's lap
You just wanna get over there and give her a slap
Just because she's kinda mad
You may be wondering why she have to be mad
Well I dunno
Let's talk
About that
Pep talk
About rats
Forgets all
In three steps
You could be in alot of meme temps
But you choose
To be a rat
So get ready for a tongue-twister
You're a sneezing silly sausage tail
Speed opposite of a snail
Silky fur so we wont put you on sale

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