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Mother says you should pee before you go

Luden bag tossing Joe he said to me
He said to me he said to me
He said to me he said to me
He said to me he said to me
"Follow the road"
"Follow the road"
"Follow the road"
"Follow the road"
And you know the body
"Follow the road"
Heesh-shesh
"Follow the road"

It doesn't matter how many forts you encross
It'll all be the same in the end, man
And I know just where to go
When the sun is shining on my convertible
And I go "oh-uh-oh, just where to go"
When the sun's shining

And I just know just where to go
When I see the windshield's broken
I just know, I know
Know, know, know, know, know
My mother told me
"If you ever see a fork in the road
You take the one on the right
You take the one on the right
The gangsters don't like the right"

My mother told me twenty-two things
Two of them are here and this
Never buy a shelf
Use a screw and not a nail
And don't hammer your fingers

You know the road
You know the road
Follow the road
Follow the road
Follow the road
Until you remember... 

Don't tell me to go off one exit
When you know that's not the exit
I'm supposed to be going off

You know the road
You know the road
You know the fishies
You know how to fish
But do you know what I'm gonna tell you
How to play... 

The answer's always 'C'

Mother told you not to know what when the cards were right
Mother told you not to know but then the road is white
Mother told you not to stay outside the motel 'till dawn
Mother told you be out of the grass until it's next sunrise, man
Nah-yah-cawh

How'd you ever know how to peel a paper
When you don't know how to pee
How'd you ever know how to take a toilet seat
When you don't know how to drive
How'd you ever know how to hang a lightbulb
When you don't know how to fly
How'd you ever know how to go-ying a bye

We never notice these that never happened to Calvin
Never know how to break a bottle
How to build a house or how to build a shelf
How to build a radio
How to paint
How to go ahh-dah-bah-dah
How to go insane with all you don't know
Ren-dee-godly-goop
How'd you know how to be if you don't know how to go
How'd you know which road to take if you didn't know how
How'd you know how to tie your shoes if you didn't know velcro
How'd you know how to put your glasses on if you don't know how to pick your eyes
How'd you know who'd win 8:42 on a Sunday, NBC

Doo-doo magic go

How do you know which one to go

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