The Man Who Thought He Had a Pet Eagle
TreeFace
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Out in the woods, I have a small house Inside, lives a very nice mouse Went for a walk the other day Came across a baby eagle egg Must have fallen from high above Gave it all my unconditional love Held it in my hands to help it hatch Turns out we're a really nice match Baby eagle started wakin' me up I poured some hot java into his cup Walked out the door to collect some wood Totally forgot his eagle hood But it was a very nice day We streamed Netflix anyway Later, while resting his wings We watched all of Stranger Things The eagle and I have a very small house No one knows what happened to that mouse Taught him how to play guitar Although, he didn't get too far Still made me very proud His eagle call is really fuckin' loud He turns his amp to eleven His favorite Stranger Things character is Eleven Living with this bird of prey Is starting to really get in my fuckin' way Hasn't done the dishes in weeks Leaves up all my toilet seats Do eagles even have a soul? He was once cute, but now a fuckin' asshole Last night he shit fish in my bed I had to sleep out in my rusty shed It's now been thirty days and thirty nights We've been in seventy-nine fights I told the eagle he has to leave He said, I'm never gonna fuckin' leave!
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