This Is Why My Dog Smokes Pot

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I ride my bike don't know where I'm goin'
Maybe I'll find a homeless Samoan
Drinking earthquakes outside the liquor store

I have a dog she is a mutt
She really likes to scoot her butt
Across the floor
But what for

I got a free Obama phone maybe I'll give it to the homeless Samoan 
Then he won't feel
So all alone

This is why my dog smokes pot
She is really fat
She eats a lot
Of food

I have a mom she just don't care
When she wakes up she's got crazy hair
When she's got the chance
She wears no pants

I work for a man who poses naked on whales
He's the kind of guy who would take Eeyore's tail
Because he's a fat asshole

I have a cat named Walmart Bag
When people come over she gets really mad
And she'll attack them
For no reason

This is why my dog smokes pot
She is really fat
She eats a lot
Of food

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