The Damn Loudness

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I got that green eggs and ham
Wait, what the f*ck

Bitch, I do not play (don't play)
Fucked your bitch yesterday (aww)
Fucked your bitch all of last week (what, oh)
F*ck your bitch every day (what, every day, every, sure)
F*ck your bitch too much (too much)
Think I need a break from your bitch
She's becoming too attached (attached)
Do you want, do you want your bitch back, for real

Hanging out the window bumping "Already Gone"
F*ck The Eagles but I like that song
You got a big ass head like Jimmy Neutron
Your hoe kinda wild, no Amazon
Hanging out the window bumping "Already Gone"
F*ck The Eagles but I like that song
Wanna watch "Zapped" but I ain't got that long
My girl blow that trumpet like Louis Armstrong

I'm as Greek as a gyro from Arby's (not very Greek)
I'm a fun guy when I'm at parties (I'm not a geek)
I got AirPods attached to my car keys (yeah, they look sleek)
Rapping is one of my hobbies (I'm not a freak)
If you let me record, I'll give you a nice reward (film, reward)
I try and please my girl, why it look like she bored (girl, bored, bored)
Why she keep on telling me my game's not all that great (great)
When we keep going out on all these dates (50 First Dates)

Hanging out the window bumping "Already Gone"
F*ck The Eagles but I like that song
You got a big ass head like Jimmy Neutron
Your hoe kinda wild, no Amazon
Hanging out the window bumping "Already Gone"
F*ck The Eagles but I like that song
Wanna watch "Zapped" but I ain't got that long
My girl blow that trumpet like Louis Armstrong

When am I gonna get that feature, man
Come on, bro, put me on

Look her in the eye while I hit it from behind
And I don't give a f*ck about who is on her mind
We in a public bathroom so we gotta mime
That pussy tastes acidic, kinda like chyme
Wanna impress the ladies so I'm hitting up that CrossFit
Got a body just like Jesus, carrying-that-cross-fit
Girl, I'm like Muhammad, a hell of a prophet
Travel round the world solo, Steve Fossett

Dressed like an attorney, put you on a gurney (yup, yup)
Eyesight 20/20, you could really call me Bernie (go and vote)
Looking hella burly, hair hella curly (uh-huh, uh-huh)
Drop it like Atake, Heaven's Gate, hella pearly
This is not a test, I am not the rest (okay)
I would look so clean with no hair on my chest (damn)
Man, I love Zendaya, Zendaya is the best (uh, uh)
I would give a lot just to touch a single breast (boobies)

Hanging out the
Hanging out the window
Hanging out the window
Bumping "Already Gone"

Standing on the corner with your girl, I'm all up on her (yup)
She got such a lovely face, Hotel California (bitch)
Flora over fauna, ego prima donna (yup, yup)
Need a tall girl, '70s Jane Fonda (yup)
Or Mary Tyler Moore, Iran, no war (yuh, yuh)
I look just like Buddy Holly, no I don't, "Oh, Boy!" (yuh, yuh, bitch)
Have a sad cum, BB, yes, I'm kinda sleazy (yup, cum)
Skin on my pee-pee, just take it easy (skin gang)

Hanging out the window bumping "Already Gone"
F*ck The Eagles but I like that song
You got a big ass head like Jimmy Neutron
Your hoe kinda wild, no Amazon
Hanging out the window bumping "Already Gone"
F*ck The Eagles but I like that song
Wanna watch "Zapped" but I ain't got that long
My girl blow that trumpet like Louis Armstrong

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