Antihelminthica

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Vermicide Violence

Jarrod Alonge (born March 25, 1993) is an American comedian, songwriter and music producer. He is best known for his parodies of the artists, sub-genres and stereotypes within alternative music. He has released three independent full-length studio albums, Beating a Dead Horse, Friendville and Awkward & Depressed, all of which reached number one on the Billboard Top Comedy Albums chart. Alonge is the owner and founder of Boketo Media, a digital media and production company which launched in March 2019. He is also the lead songwriter and guitarist of post-hardcore supergroup CrazyEightyEight. more »

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Itchy butthole, diarrhea
Contamination, no sanitation
A caesar salad worthy of incineration
Consummation, full digestion
Prepare my bowels for absolute evacuation
Bountiful eggs multiply
Larval desolation deep inside
Locate the restroom with haste
A single murky tear drips down my taint
Oh God, the stench
The stench of death
Neglected tropical disease
I require ten milligrams of zinc
Itchy butthole, diarrhea
My sphincter's clenched and I'm running out of time
Lose all control, overrun by parasites
My sphincter's clenched, shooting pain up through my spine
There is no god, there is no god tonight
Vermicide
The helminth dies
Vermicide
The helminth dies
Neglected tropical disease
That's what I get for eating dirty greens
Inconceivable somatic defecation
Inconceivable somatic defecation
Succumb to the anal firestorm
Liquid stool
Satan's gravy

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