My Girlfriend
The Beef Boys
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I let my girlfriend beat me (Beat me) And I love it when she beats me (Beats me) Cuts and bruises have made me (Made me) The man, today, you see me (See me) She likes to see me cry, after she gives me a black eye But it’s alright because I enjoy it I fuckin' love it, I wanna see you shove it in my face Put me in an ankle brace This might sound like a cry for help But really, it's something I wanna give 5-star review on Yelp Welp, you probably think it’s weird But to me, I’m always shedding a tear Of happiness, it’s just fabulous When she hits me in the balls And I just take it, like a sex doll We go to the mall, I have to wear sunglasses Because I have visible injuries surrounding my face I wouldn’t want anyone to see them and not take it to that place When we arrive home, she deems me a disgrace Breaks a chair over my neck, it’s weird to think we’ve passed first base Sure, we got some weird taste, but I just like flavor of the paste That leaves my body, when she hits me And sometimes, it’s so bad I can’t even breathe But I get an erection, every single time And all these girls, yeah they’re all mine This relationship won’t stand the test of time But for right now, she’s just so kind to me She’s so fine I like getting choked while I try to operate sexually on her It’s such a turn, when I say that word And you sing like a little bird I sometimes eat your little turds But puke afterwards, because that’s no sustainable diet I get high at every public function or gathering I attend I hope the congress will amend a bill, that makes our love legal But for the time being, you’re just that girl I met on Omegle I let my girlfriend beat me (Beat me) And I love it when she beats me (Beats me) Cuts and bruises have made me (Made me) The man, today, you see me (See me) We’re so crazy Shoutout Jigga, the JAY-Z An understatement would be to say we are lazy When we are partaking in sexual intercourse We sometimes like to communicate in Morse code Because she always puts a choker on me And I cannot speak for the time being I have a bruised penis, but that doesn’t mean I think you’re the meanest I love what you do to me, even though how much it can make me bleed (It do) Remember that one time I had sex with Rowley, you got so angry And then threw the entire television set at me But you just whipped and whipped, and shoved me in the trunk of your car Threw me out in a lake, someplace that was very far From our household, but it was a very bold Display of our love, it was funny Because for a moment I thought you were actually attempting to murder me But even though you’ve never confirmed, I’m just going to assume we’ve burned That bridge, but point being I really like you And when you hit me, it makes me go boo-yah I love having pelvic bruises And having all these truces of safe words, when we’re in the bedroom Just so we don’t get sent to our eventual doom Remember when you got pregnant and had a baby living in the womb And you didn’t want it? So you forcefully beat your uterus Until the baby was dead, he couldn’t handle us Real bummer, because I was going to name him Felipe Or maybe something like Pete, I don’t give a beep That entire scenario just turned me on And it made me love you more than I ever had I never wanted you so damn bad Like, I can’t imagine a time where I was dating you and you didn’t kill unborn fetuses That baby totally got his skull beaten in Pull up to Chuck E.'s, we eating in Big ol' 'za for the fellas, comfy seating and fun arcade games, shoutout to Gremice But that’s a story for another time, as a matter of a fact, I gotta go (Bye, bye) I let my girlfriend beat me (Beat me) And I love it when she beats me (Beats me) Cuts and bruises have made me (Made me) The man, today, you see me (See me) I let my girlfriend beat me (Beat me) And I love it when she beats me (Beats me) Cuts and bruises have made me (Made me) The man, today, you see me (See me)
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