Sweet God / Self Help / Swing Down Chariot
Adam Scharf
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Girls like to do yoga on Instagram What's the matter with that I wish I could do that A bit self-congratulatory Barely passing as inspirational It's not the only thing that they do It might be the only thing that you'll see A slight of their hand Showing what they'll have you see Another perfect day was had Boys like to hold dead fish on a boat What's the matter with that I wish I could do that A bit self-aggrandizing Barely passing as masculinity It's not the only thing that they do It might be the only thing that you'll see A quick show of hands Who's impressed by killing fish The world's dumbest animal And don't get me started on these self-help gurus Whose only credentials include two yoga classes and a protein shake Don't waste your breath on the "Law of Attraction" bullshit All my friends are boring All my friends are boring All my friends are boring except you What was your blog again Then again, I'm good All my friends are boring All my friends are boring All my friends are boring except you All my friends are boring except you How will I stand out amongst you all Oh, I know, Oh, I know A life in entertainment Maybe if were an actor I wouldn't be afraid Cause I'd have the back up of ballroom dancing on TV on my side Oh yeah And maybe, just maybe there's a God And she'll swing down her chariot Swing down her chariot Oh yeah Oh yeah Oh yeah And when there's nothing Nothing left to do I will make a YouTube channel for my friends to view I will make a YouTube channel for me Maybe if I were a singer I wouldn't be afraid Cause I'd have the backup of making a sex tape with a friend on the web Oh yeah And maybe, just maybe there's a God And she'll swing down her chariot Swing down her chariot Oh yeah Oh yeah Oh yeah And when there's nothing Nothing left to do I will go on televised rehab and ask Dr. Phil How long can I blame everything on my dad until it's weird He'll say son, You've got to relax, it's entertainment now And just make a YouTube channel for your friends to view Hell, let's all make YouTube channels for ourselves
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